Re: serial jumps

Posted in 2003

malcolm.iiug — Thu, 13 Nov 2003 11:05:57 -0000 — source: Usenet: comp.databases.informix

Andrew, I prefer putting their fingers on the keyboard and chopping them off. It makes a mess of the keyboard, but what the heck, they won't be needing it anyway. Malcolm ----- Original Message ----- From: "Andrew Hamm" <ahamm@mail.com> To: <informix-list@iiug.org> Sent: Wednesday, November 12, 2003 11:15 PM Subject: Re: serial jumps > Find the guilty party, stick 'em in a classroom, ... and slap 'em on the fat > fingers with a wooden yardstick. > > sending to informix-list

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Andrew Hamm — Fri, 14 Nov 2003 10:21:05 +1100 — source: Usenet: comp.databases.informix

malcolm.iiug wrote: > Andrew, > I prefer putting their fingers on the keyboard and chopping them off. > It makes a mess of the keyboard, but what the heck, they won't be > needing it anyway. If only keyboards had lids like piano's Did ya see the concert pianist on your news recently? He was only 12 inches tall!