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Continuing the Oracle Express thread, DA Morgan and Obnoxio The Clown joked about stripped-down free editions and returning to 3x5 cards and paper tape. The original poster, 14informix, insisted that money is the issue and quoted the dollar-to-rand exchange rate. Ian Michael Gumby said he does advocate 3x5 cards for some uses. Humorous exchange, no technical answer.
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DA Morgan — — source: Usenet: comp.databases.informix
Ian Michael Gumby wrote:
> LOL...
>
> Daniel,
>
> If you can use a stripped down version of Oracle or DB2, then you can
> use Postgress to handle the job.
and if you need more than a stripped down version then you can't.
Perhaps next you should advocate the return to 3x5 cards.
Duh!
--
Daniel A. Morgan
University of Washington
damorgan@x.washington.edu (replace x with u to respond)
DA Morgan wrote:
> Ian Michael Gumby wrote:
>> LOL...
>>
>> Daniel,
>>
>> If you can use a stripped down version of Oracle or DB2, then you can
>> use Postgress to handle the job.
>
> and if you need more than a stripped down version then you can't.
>
> Perhaps next you should advocate the return to 3x5 cards.
>
> Duh!
Paper tape ... it's the future!
--
Cheers,
Obnoxio The Clown
http://obotheclown.blogspot.com
On Nov 12, 8:25 pm, Obnoxio The Clown <obno...@serendipita.com> wrote:
> DA Morgan wrote:
> > Ian Michael Gumby wrote:
> >> LOL...
>
> >> Daniel,
>
> >> If you can use a stripped down version of Oracle or DB2, then you can
> >> use Postgress to handle the job.
>
> > and if you need more than a stripped down version then you can't.
>
> > Perhaps next you should advocate the return to 3x5 cards.
>
> > Duh!
>
> Paper tape ... it's the future!
>
> --
> Cheers,
> Obnoxio The Clown
>
> http://obotheclown.blogspot.com
and still . . .
Money is the issue
1.00 USD = 10.3309 ZAR
Checked it out on http://www.xe.com/ucc/convert.cgi
Still, few see the point, if they ever will.
It is all about the money honey . . .
On Nov 12, 12:25 pm, Obnoxio The Clown <obno...@serendipita.com>
wrote:
> DA Morgan wrote:
> > Ian Michael Gumby wrote:
> >> LOL...
>
> >> Daniel,
>
> >> If you can use a stripped down version of Oracle or DB2, then you can
> >> use Postgress to handle the job.
>
> > and if you need more than a stripped down version then you can't.
>
> > Perhaps next you should advocate the return to 3x5 cards.
>
> > Duh!
>
> Paper tape ... it's the future!
>
You joke but ever walk in to an automated manufacturing plant? Unless
they've switched to newer equipment, you can find machines that have a
programmed control on punch tape. I don't believe its paper, but it
could be plastic/metal/etc ...
But Daniel is just pushing things to an extreme. BTW, I do advocate
3x5 cards for certain applications. Lets face it. Sometime pad and
paper or 3x5 cards makes a lot of sense because of costs.
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