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BE YOUR OWN BOSS!! HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO DO EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED!! IT WORKS! WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE? Think of all the stuff you could get... -A WAY TO MAKE SOME EXTRA CASH, JUST TAKE THE TIME TO READ- PLEASE READ THIS LETTER AND JOIN IN ON THE FUN OF HELPING EACH OTHER EARN SOME EXTRA SPENDING MONEY. I WASN'T GOING TO, BUT I THOUGHT, WHAT THE HECK, FOR AS LITTLE AS $7.00, I FIGURED, "WHAT CAN I LOOSE?" I SPEND MORE THEN 10 TIMES THAT MUCH WHEN I PLAY THE SLOTS OR THE LOTTO. ********************OUTLINE******************** 1st: THE EXPERIENCE OF A LAWYER - The testimonial that made me give it a go. 2nd: THE PROGRAM and THE LIST - Follow it promptly and exactly and you too will be as delighted as I am. 3rd: THIS IS A SERVICE AND 100% LEGAL - Resources you can check. 4th: THE MATH - A simple projection of earnings. 5th: TIPS and TIDBITS - Just some notes I've gathered. 6th: INTERNET POSTING - Some specifics for posting this letter. 7th: OTHER TESTIMONIALS - Other testimonials for your curiosity. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE EXPERIENCE OF A LAWYER: "I am a retired attorney, and about two years ago a man came to me with a letter. The letter he brought me is the same as the letter in front of you now. He asked me to verify the fact that this letter was legal. I told him that I would review it and get back to him. When I first read the letter, I thought it was some off-the-wall scam to make money. A week later, I met again with my client to discuss the issue. I told him that the letter he originally brought to me was not completely legal. My client asked me to alter the letter to make it 100% legal. I advised him to make a small change in the letter and it would be alright. I was curious about the letter so he told me how it works. I thought it was a long shot, so I decided against participating. Before my client left, I asked him to keep me updated as to his results. About two months later, he called to tell me that he had received over $800,000 in cash! I didn't believe him so he asked me to try the plan myself. I thought about it for a few days and decided there was not much to lose. I followed the instructions exactly and mailed out 200 letters (via snail mail of all things!). Sure enough, the money started coming in! It came slowly at first, but after three weeks I was getting more than I could open in a day. After about three months, the money stopped coming. I kept a precise record of my earnings and at the end it totalled $868,439.00. I was earning a good living as a lawyer, but as anyone in the profession will tell you, there is a lot of stress that comes with the job. I told myself, "if things worked out, I would retire from practice and play golf." I decided to try the letter again, but this time I sent out 500 letters. Well, three months later I had totaled $2,344,178.00! I just couldn't believe it. My old client/friend had told me how it works. Here it is. He told me that there were a few similar letters going around and that what made this one different is that there are seven names on the letter, not five, like most others. That fact alone resulted in more returns. The other factor was the advice I gave him in making sure the whole thing was perfectly legal, since no one wants to risk doing anything illegal. I'll bet you are curious as to what little changes I told him to make. Well, if you send a letter like this one out, to be legal, you must sell something if you expect to receive a dollar. I told him that anyone sending a dollar out must receive something in return. What we did to make it legal was make it work out so people sending you $1 we're actually asking you to put them on your mailing list. When you send a dollar to each one of the seven names on the list, you must include a slip of paper saying "please put me on your mailing list. $1 processing fee enclosed," and include your name, address (your phone number is optional. I actually like an occasional e-mail address too - it's exciting to chat with other people who are making such simple money! But of course, that's up to you!) This is the key to the program!The item that you will receive for the dollar you send is the letter, your name on the "mailing list" and the right to earn thousands! Follow the simple instructions below and in less than three months you will receive over $800,000.00 GUARANTEED." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE PROGRAM: A) Immediately send one dollar (US Currency or equivalent in your local Currency)to each of the seven people listed below. Wrap the dollar in a piece of paper saying "PLEASE ADD ME TO YOUR MAILING LIST, $1.00 PROCESSING FEE ENCLOSED." and include your name and mailing address. Your phone number and/or e-mail address is optional. (I also like to add what number the person is on the list so they can figure out how much more they can expect to receive) B) Take the person in the #1 position off the list, bump the rest of the names up a position, and then add your name and address to slot #7. (Be sure to proofread so no one else gets your mail!) C) Post this new letter, with your name and address and post it to at least 200 newsgroups (there are currently over 22,000 newsgroups with thousands of new subscribers every day - no need to worry about overlapping with someone else). Of course, another option would be to rent names and addresses from a list company, but in my honest opinion, posting to newsgroups reaches more people, is faster, and saves you money that you would have to otherwise spend on bulk postage (both ways are 100% legal!). D) Sit back and wait for the envelopes to roll in. *****************IMPORTANT********************* You must send one dollar to the people listed or this program will NOT work properly. It's a very small risk, a very small expense, with HUGE potential returns! ************************************************** THE LIST: 1. EMANUEL PIZANA, 1245 PARK AVE. APT. 16-F, NEW YORK, NY. USA 10128 2. M. Christine S. , 5 Ramses St. Kingsville Subd., Mayamot Antipolo, Rizal 1870, PHILIPPINES 3. David Gage 5359 Fredericksburg #507 SAn Antonio, TX 78229 4. Karen Gold 2421 Somerset Street Philadelphia, PA 19134 USA 5. Anna S. Comber 21/311 Carlisle St. East St. Kilda, Vic , Australia, 3182 6. Mario Braumueller 5311 Carlo Ct Palmdale, CA 93552 ,USA 7. JOHN P. 2600 Mifflin Street Philadelphia, PA. 19145 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THIS IS A SERVICE AND IS 100% LEGAL Refer to title 18, section 1302 &1342 of the U.S. Postal and Lottery Laws or call the U.S. Post Office at 1-800-725-2161. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE MATH Assume for example you get a 7.5% return rate, which is very conservative. (The Lawyer's first attempt was over 9.5% and his second was over 11%.) 1) When you post 200 letters 15 people will send you $1.00 2) Those 15 people post 200 letters and 225 people send you $1.00 3) Those 225 people post 200 letters and 3,375 people send you $1.00 4) Those 3,375 people post 200 letters and 50,625 people send