Re: Need Fast Cash?, I Finally Found it!
Posted in 1996
In article <32606C61.6275@ici.net>, Alicia Carla Longstreet <carla@ici.net> writes: >Anne wrote: >> >> This is not one of those "Get Rich Quick Schemes" ... ... >> Let me start by saying that I FINALLY FOUND IT! That's right! >> I found it! And I HATE GET RICH QUICK SCHEMES!! ... >THIS SCHEME IS UNLAWFUL, ANYONE INVOLVED IN IT CAN GO TO JAIL >DO NOT ANSWER THIS LETTER, RUN DON'T WALK TO YOUR NEAREST DISTRICT >ATTORNEY ANT TELL HIM/HER ALL ABOUT THIS. Dear Friend, This chain letter started with the hope of bringing relief and happiness to all tired husbands. Unlike most chain letters, this does not cost money. Simply send a copy of this letter to six of your married friends who are equally tired. Then bundle up your wife and send her to the man on top of the list and add your name to the bottom of the list. When your name comes to the top of the list, you will receive 16,487 women and some dandies. Have faith in the letter --- ONE MAN BROKE THE CHAIN AND GOT HIS OLD LADY BACK. Don't let this happen to you! Sincerely, A Good Friend. P.S. At the time of this writing, a friend of mine had received 356 women. They buried him yesterday and it took seven undertakers 36 hours to get the smile off his face. AGAIN, I SAY, HAVE FAITH.