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A joking thread. Paul Watson quoted InDeep's list of options if McCain were elected (such as moving abroad or working in IT). Mark Townsend doubted Informix skills would earn enough immigration points for New Zealand; Obnoxio The Clown disagreed with a sheep joke, and Ian Michael Gumby added a one-word quip. No technical content.
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InDeep wrote:
> Captain Pedantic wrote:
>> "InDeep" <indeep@indeep.com> wrote in message
>> news:vtXAk.7$dG6.0@fe32.usenetserver.com...
>>> Obnoxio The Clown wrote:
>>>> PS If Obama wins, watch what happens to your tax levels and the size
>>>> of your federal government. ;o)
>>>>
>>>
>>> We don't have a lot of choices do we...
>>
>> Governor Palin seems to have shored up the MILF vote ....
>
> If McCain is voted in, wife and I are trying to figure out what to do,
> so please
> help me decide on which option here or other ideas...
>
> 1. Move to a US border town and help illegal aliens cross the border
> more safely.
>
> 2. Learn French and move to the south of France and wait tables or tend
> bar.
>
> 3. Move to Viet Nam and teach English and help set up new offshore work
> centers.
>
> 4. Move to India and teach English, and help people migrate to the US.
>
> 5. Move to China and teach English and help people migrate to the US.
>
> 6. Stay here in the US, wait tables, tend bar, shoot porn movies,
> and clean houses owned by offshores once owned by US Citizens.
>
> 7. Start a new church and religion here in the US, work on porn movies
> in spare time.
> ( Need to find Palin look-alikes for this )
>
> 8. Move to New Zealand and tend sheep, work on porn movies and porn
> sites in spare time.
>
> 9. Work at local WalMart stocking shelves or as a cashier and brag
> about Informix
> software as the behind-the-scenes powerhouse.
>
> 10. Continue to work in IT, teach English to offshores, and recommend
> bad software
> to get even with management for reducing my wages and offshoring our
> jobs.
>
> Any other ideas would be greatly appreciated...
>
> -ID-
>
Apart from moving to France all would work :-)
Cheers
Paul
↪ replying to Paul Watson (Oninit)
Mark Townsend — — source: Usenet: comp.databases.informix
Paul Watson (Oninit) wrote:
> InDeep wrote:
>>
>> If McCain is voted in, wife and I are trying to figure out what to do,
>> so please
>> help me decide on which option here or other ideas...
>>
>> 8. Move to New Zealand and tend sheep, work on porn movies and porn
>> sites in spare time.
>>
> Apart from moving to France all would work :-)
>
> Cheers
> Paul
I don't believe knowing Informix would give you enough points to get
into New Zealand - http://www.immigration.govt.nz/migrant/smcpromo/
On Sep 20, 2:08 pm, Obnoxio The Clown <obno...@serendipita.com> wrote:
> Mark Townsend wrote:
>
> > I don't believe knowing Informix would give you enough points to get
> > into New Zealand -http://www.immigration.govt.nz/migrant/smcpromo/
>
> I'm afraid it does.
>
> MINT SAUCE! :o)
>
Canibal
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