RE: Urgent!!! Senior Oracle Database Administrator for Qatar

Posted in 2007

Jack Parker — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 20:44:12 -0400 — source: Usenet: comp.databases.informix

Odd, 10g is totally autonomic. Why would you need a dba for it? j. -----Original Message----- From: informix-list-bounces@iiug.org [mailto:informix-list-bounces@iiug.org]On Behalf Of Obnoxio The Clown Sent: Wednesday, April 25, 2007 8:03 AM To: Clive Eisen Cc: informix-list@iiug.org Subject: Re: Urgent!!! Senior Oracle Database Administrator for Qatar Clive Eisen said: > vam wrote: >> We are currently looking for Senior Oracle Database Administrator for >> our Qatar operations with the following skill set and terms and >> conditions: >> Skill Set required: >> Skills >> 1. Strong experience with Oracle 9i, 10g Administration. >> 2. Good knowledge of Oracle RAC. >> 3. Good knowledge of HP UNIX. >> 4. Oracle Certified Professional certification will be an added >> advantage. > > And you have come to the right place I know everything I need to know about Oracle: it's slow, it's clumsy and it's fucking horrible. Plus it attracts wankers like Daniel the Spaniel. -- Bye now, Obnoxio "I'm astonished anyone pays real money for this crap." -- Cosmo -- This message has been scanned for viruses and dangerous content by OpenProtect(http://www.openprotect.com), and is believed to be clean. _______________________________________________ Informix-list mailing list Informix-list@iiug.org http://www.iiug.org/mailman/listinfo/informix-list

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DA Morgan — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 20:52:14 -0700 — source: Usenet: comp.databases.informix

Jack Parker wrote: > Odd, 10g is totally autonomic. Why would you need a dba for it? > > j. To keep Obnoxio from touching anything. <g> -- Daniel A. Morgan University of Washington damorgan@x.washington.edu (replace x with u to respond) Puget Sound Oracle Users Group www.psoug.org

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Jack Parker — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 00:10:49 -0400 — source: Usenet: comp.databases.informix

True, he might improve performance, and that would be a bad thing. j. -----Original Message----- From: informix-list-bounces@iiug.org [mailto:informix-list-bounces@iiug.org]On Behalf Of DA Morgan Sent: Wednesday, April 25, 2007 11:52 PM To: informix-list@iiug.org Subject: Re: Urgent!!! Senior Oracle Database Administrator for Qatar Jack Parker wrote: > Odd, 10g is totally autonomic. Why would you need a dba for it? > > j. To keep Obnoxio from touching anything. <g> -- Daniel A. Morgan University of Washington damorgan@x.washington.edu (replace x with u to respond) Puget Sound Oracle Users Group www.psoug.org _______________________________________________ Informix-list mailing list Informix-list@iiug.org http://www.iiug.org/mailman/listinfo/informix-list