Re: Informix Directions

David Kosenko wrote: > We get Ted Turner to buy Informix (ok, so we have to relocate 4300 Bohannon Dr. > to Atlanta ;-)) and he makes 3 made-for-TV historical drama movies, that are > thinly disguised 2 hour infomercials: > > - Informix: In the Beginning (starring Roger Sipple, Laura King, and Bill Morton) > - Informix: Crusade (starring Phil White and an endless all-star parade of VPs of North America > Sales) > -Informix: A New Beginning (starring Bob "rhymes with Pinocchio" Finocchio) > > Dave But don't forget the aftermarket product tie ins. Like the new and exciting book : "Where's Phil?" [Like who needs Waldo?] And instead of HBO's Barbarians at the Gate, we could have our own "Fear and Loathing, in the RDBMS Wars" Or "Phil White: I did it my way." I was going to say Bilked instead, but then my attorney pointed out, that its still an alleged bilking, so to avoid potential liable suits, I should leave it as a play on the SeX PiSToLs movie. Sigh, the things we do to ease our mind as we wait for the end of the day so Informix can post their *numbers*. -Uncle Mikey Still trying to get PADI certification on my dumpter dives in Menlo Park.