Re: Klingon Question.

Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon on your software development team: 10) "This code is crap! You have no honor!" 9) "A TRUE Klingon warrior does not comment his code!" 8) "By filing this bug report you have questioned my family honor. Prepare to die!" 7) "You question the worthiness of my Code?! I should kill you where you stand!" 6) "Our competitors are without honor!" 5) "Specs are for the weak and timid!" 4) "This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do battle with this code!" 3) "Perhaps it IS a good day to Die! I say we ship it!" 2) "My program has just dumped Stova Core!" And the number one thing most likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon on your software development team is: 1) "Behold, the keyboard of Kalis! The greatest Klingon code warrior that ever lived!" PLEASER REMOVE INFORMIX NEWS GROUP IN YOUR LIST. Richard Hawkins wrote: > > Erm.... > > I would image SELECT "klingon" FROM startrek WHERE kl_time = TODAY was used, > rather than SELECT "klingon" FROM startrek WHERE kl_time <= today. That way, > you retrieve all possible klingon descriptions. > > Erm... > > -- > > http://www.netcomuk.co.uk/~richh > > Ian L. wrote in message <6fe5f9$4b7$1@mendelevium.btinternet.com>... > >I don't subscribe to this group so an e-mail would be appreciated. > > > >Q. > >I remember seeing in an episode of DS9 - them going back in time and > meeting > >some Klingons in a bar - Worf wouldn't say why they looked different - > does > >anyone know???? > > > > > > > >-- > >Regards, > >Ian J. > >--------------------------------------------------------------------------- > - > >-------------- > >E-mail: saltash@btinternet.com > >--------------------------------------------------------------------------- > - > >-------------- > > > > > >