Re: iDS-On-iPhone
A light-hearted exchange about running IDS on an iPhone. Obnoxio The Clown dismissed the idea, RedGrittyBrick joked about clustering iPhones for hot failover, and Ian Michael Gumby noted the iPhone does not support Java. No technical content or conclusion.
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InDeep said: > Has anyone ported or installed IDS to the iPhone? > > > What is the current buzz? Is it possible? > > Any other databases jumping in to the iPhone? Get a grip man, it's a phone and not even a very good one. -- Bye now, Obnoxio "There were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense. Fear got the best of you, and in your panic you turned to the Labour Party. They promised you order, they promised you peace, and all they demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent."
Obnoxio The Clown wrote: > InDeep said: >> Has anyone ported or installed IDS to the iPhone? >> >> >> What is the current buzz? Is it possible? >> >> Any other databases jumping in to the iPhone? > > Get a grip man, it's a phone and not even a very good one. > Yeah but if I cluster them will IDS do hot failovers? -- RGB
How would you "cluster" them? Edge? LoL... The iPhone doesn't even support Java. > Date: Tue, 18 Mar 2008 10:08:19 +0000> From: RedGrittyBrick@SpamWeary.foo> Subject: Re: iDS-On-iPhone> To: informix-list@iiug.org> > Obnoxio The Clown wrote:> > InDeep said:> >> Has anyone ported or installed IDS to the iPhone?> >>> >>> >> What is the current buzz? Is it possible?> >>> >> Any other databases jumping in to the iPhone?> > > > Get a grip man, it's a phone and not even a very good one.> > > > Yeah but if I cluster them will IDS do hot failovers?> > -- > RGB> _______________________________________________> Informix-list mailing list> Informix-list@iiug.org> http://www.iiug.org/mailman/listinfo/informix-list _________________________________________________________________ Connect and share in new ways with Windows Live. http://www.windowslive.com/share.html?ocid=TXT_TAGHM_Wave2_sharelife_012008
Ian Michael Gumby wrote: >> From: RedGrittyBrick@SpamWeary.foo Obnoxio The Clown wrote: >>> InDeep said: >>>> Has anyone ported or installed IDS to the iPhone? >>> >>> Get a grip man, it's a phone and not even a very good one. >> >> Yeah but if I cluster them will IDS do hot failovers? > > How would you "cluster" them? Edge? I know that if I throw a bunch of other manufacturers products and leads into a rucksack I end up with a "knot". Having studied Apple's TV ads carefully it is obvious that fifty iPhones and a handful of firewire leads will intuitively self-organise into a "cluster". > > LoL... The iPhone doesn't even support Java. Recent events on this front prove Scott McNealy's dad is weaker than Steve Jobs' dad. -- RGB