Merry Xmas Pommy Bahstads

Posted in 2006

Andrew Hamm — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 11:51:02 +1100 — source: Usenet: comp.databases.informix

Q: What has Geraint Jones got in common with Michael Jackson? A: They both wear gloves for no reason. Q: What do you give Harmison to make sure the next ball takes a wicket? A: A bat! Q: What's the easiest job to have on the England team? A: The guy who sands the ball marks off the bat. Q: What do Strauss, Jones & Pietersen have in common? A: They're not really English.

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Neil Truby — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 08:06:20 -0000 — source: Usenet: comp.databases.informix

"Andrew Hamm" <ahamm@mail.com> wrote in message news:4585e653_1@news.iprimus.com.au... > Q: What do Strauss, Jones & Pietersen have in common? > A: They're not really English. Unlike "Aussie" Andy Symonds, who *is* English!

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Maelwys Filidh — Mon, 18 Dec 2006 09:44:58 +0000 — source: Usenet: comp.databases.informix

>Q: What do Strauss, Jones & Pietersen have in common? >A: They're not really English. But the whole Australian team are illegal immigrants - ask any aborigine :-) Pete A smile is a gift that is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving someone the finger is free too, and I find it more personal and sincere.

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scottishpoet — 18 Dec 2006 09:17:36 -0800 — source: Usenet: comp.databases.informix

why did england not win this ashes series it never rained