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Re: Senior Oracle DBA now Learning Informix by Request

Posted in 2006

Topics: Server Administration

DA Morgan — — source: Usenet: comp.databases.informix

Andrew Ford wrote: > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "DA Morgan" <damorgan@psoug.org> > Newsgroups: comp.databases.informix > To: <informix-list@iiug.org> > Sent: Thursday, December 14, 2006 2:13 PM > Subject: Re: Senior Oracle DBA now Learning Informix by Request > > >> Andrew Ford wrote: >> >>> I recently worked for The Wigwam Depot as an Informix DBA. >> I just did both google and yahoo search for 'Wigwam Depot' hoping to >> learn something. >> >> How does one have 2,000 retail locations and zero web presence? >> -- >> Daniel A. Morgan >> University of Washington >> damorgan@x.washington.edu >> (replace x with u to respond) >> Puget Sound Oracle Users Group >> www.psoug.org >> _______________________________________________ >> Informix-list mailing list >> Informix-list@iiug.org >> http://www.iiug.org/mailman/listinfo/informix-list > > > Did your search for Ceiling*Mart yeild any results? > > the reference was to Home Depot. You not only didn't get a joke ... you didn't even get the original reference. -- Daniel A. Morgan University of Washington damorgan@x.washington.edu (replace x with u to respond) Puget Sound Oracle Users Group www.psoug.org

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Obnoxio The Clown — — source: Usenet: comp.databases.informix

DA Morgan said: > the reference was to Home Depot. You not only didn't get a joke ... > you didn't even get the original reference. I cannot believe you're turning this around like you're not the stupid one Daniel. Shame on you. -- Bye now, Obnoxio "I don't read newspapers anymore except the local rag which I do weekly to cheer myself trying to see if anyone I hate has been stabbed." -- Horribilis XVI -- This message has been scanned for viruses and dangerous content by OpenProtect(http://www.openprotect.com), and is believed to be clean.

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DA Morgan — — source: Usenet: comp.databases.informix

Obnoxio The Clown wrote: > DA Morgan said: >> the reference was to Home Depot. You not only didn't get a joke ... >> you didn't even get the original reference. > > I cannot believe you're turning this around like you're not the stupid one > Daniel. > > Shame on you. I'm dumber than a bag of hammers. But that wasn't the original subject. I would have thought by now you would have posted some procedural code capable of inserting 100,000 records in a fraction of a second. Guess not. How about a non-procedural insert of 100,000 records? Does that lower the bar sufficiently? -- Daniel A. Morgan University of Washington damorgan@x.washington.edu (replace x with u to respond) Puget Sound Oracle Users Group www.psoug.org