Re: No future for DB2

Noons said: > > bka apparently said,on my timestamp of 31/07/2005 8:11 AM: > >> Nothing like lots of capital letters to advance a technical argument! >> >> You must practise Llap-Goch >> (http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/8456/Llapgoch.htm): >> >> " ... the Secret Welsh ART of SELF DEFENCE that requires NO >> INTELLIGENCE, STRENGTH or PHYSICAL courage >> >> The FANTASTIC SECRETS of the SECRET world-famous method of SELF >> DEFENCE, kept secret for centuries because of their DEADLY POWER to >> MAIM, KILL, SMASH, BATTER, FRACTURE, CRUSH, DISMEMBER, CRACK, >> DISEMBOWEL, CRIPPLE, SNAP and HARM are now revealed to YOU in the >> English Language by a LLAPGOCH master AT HIS OWN RISK, PROVIDED you >> promise to MAIM, CRUSH, DISEMBOWEL and so on ONLY in SELF DEFENCE.* >> * This is just to cover ourselves, as you will understand. >> >> WHO IS THIS MAN? >> This is the LLAP-GOCH MASTER who will reveal to YOU ONLY the >> SECRETS of LLAP-GOCH. He is a fully qualified leek coloured belt first >> dai master and cares nothing for penal reform. >> >> WHY 'At his own risk'? >> >> BECAUSE if his fellow masters of LLAPGOCH DISCOVER his IDENTITY, they >> will PUNISH HIM SEVERELY for revealing the DEADLY secrets he had >> promised to keep SECRET, without giving them a piece of the ACTION, and >> also BECAUSE of the TERRIBLE risk of PUNISHMENT he runs under the >> Trades Description Act. >> WHAT is LLAP-GOCH? >> >> IT is THE most DEADLY form OF SECRET self-DEFENCE that HAS ever been >> widely advertised and available to EVERYONE. >> >> WHY ALL the CAPITALS? >> >> Because THE most likely kind OF person TO answer THIS sort OF >> advertisement HAS less trouble under-STANDING words if they ARE written >> in BIG letters. ..." >> > > WTF CARES? Blasphemy! Blasphemy! Dost thou not worship at the sacred alter of the most revered Python? -- Bye now, Obnoxio "C'est pas parce qu'on n'a rien ' dire qu'il faut fermer sa gueule" - Coluche A smile is a gift that is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving someone the finger is free too, and I find it more personal and sincere. sending to informix-list