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A light-hearted exchange about the coming IDS 'Cheetah' release as a fast wild cat. Fernando Nunes said it was coming, Mark Townsend replied with a joke image of a cat, Fernando objected that it was a slow house cat and in poor taste, and Obnoxio The Clown found it funny. No technical content.
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Fernando Nunes — — source: Usenet: comp.databases.informix
Mark Townsend wrote:
> Fernando Nunes wrote:
>>
>> It's coming!... :)
>>
> Hmm - looks like it wasn't quite fast enough
>
> http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/5580/freecat0oo.jpg
Apparently that was a home kitty, not a wild cat... They're usually slower, fat and not very smart (they can't take care of themselves - need the owners attention).
It's like comparing other RDBMS with IDS/Cheetah :>
And the image has a bit of bad taste :(
Regards.
--
Fernando Nunes
Portugal
http://informix-technology.blogspot.com
My email works... but I don't check it frequently...
Fernando Nunes said:
> Mark Townsend wrote:
>> Fernando Nunes wrote:
>>>
>>> It's coming!... :)
>>>
>> Hmm - looks like it wasn't quite fast enough
>>
>> http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/5580/freecat0oo.jpg
>
> Apparently that was a home kitty, not a wild cat... They're usually
> slower, fat and not very smart (they can't take care of themselves - need
> the owners attention).
> It's like comparing other RDBMS with IDS/Cheetah :>
>
> And the image has a bit of bad taste :(
I thought it was quite funny, myself. Mark's obviously getting a bit
nervous. :o)
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Bye now,
Obnoxio
"I don't read newspapers anymore except the local rag which I do weekly to
cheer myself trying to see if anyone I hate has been stabbed."
-- Horribilis XVI
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