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Not really a technical problem thread: it's a tail-end of an Oracle XE licensing spat in comp.databases.informix that degenerates into joking. The only technical content is a one-line answer to a poster unfamiliar with Informix's UPDATE STATISTICS — it was explained as the Informix equivalent of Oracle's DBMS_STATS package (akin to ANALYZE TABLE). The rest is puns about 'irony'/cordless irons and metals. No actual problem is posed and no resolution is recorded; little value for troubleshooting.
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DA Morgan — — source: Usenet: comp.databases.informix
Neil Truby wrote:
> "DA Morgan" <damorgan@psoug.org> wrote in message
> news:1199136535.735511@bubbleator.drizzle.com...
>> I have become aware of some relevant information I thought I'd share
>> as, unfortunately, this little drama is playing out here in c.d.i.
>>
>> Source:
>> http://www.oracle.com/technology/software/popup-license/xe-license.html
>>
>> License Rights
>> We grant you a nonexclusive, nontransferable limited license to use the
>> programs for: (a) purposes of developing, prototyping and running your
>
> Have you tried UPDATE STATISTICS?
I don't even know what it is. At least with respect to an Oracle DB.
--
Daniel A. Morgan
University of Washington
damorgan@x.washington.edu (replace x with u to respond)
↪ replying to DA Morgan
Madison Pruet — — source: Usenet: comp.databases.informix
DA Morgan wrote:
> Neil Truby wrote:
>>
>> Have you tried UPDATE STATISTICS?
>
> I don't even know what it is. At least with respect to an Oracle DB.
Daniel,
Update Statistics is the equivalent of the Oracle DBMS_STATS package.
"Madison Pruet" <mpruet1@verizon.net> wrote in message
news:477A7F72.9000307@verizon.net...
> DA Morgan wrote:
>> Neil Truby wrote:
>>>
>>> Have you tried UPDATE STATISTICS?
>>
>> I don't even know what it is. At least with respect to an Oracle DB.
>
> Daniel,
>
> Update Statistics is the equivalent of the Oracle DBMS_STATS package.
Who says Americans don't appreciate irony ...?
↪ replying to Madison Pruet
DA Morgan — — source: Usenet: comp.databases.informix
Madison Pruet wrote:
> DA Morgan wrote:
>> Neil Truby wrote:
>>>
>>> Have you tried UPDATE STATISTICS?
>>
>> I don't even know what it is. At least with respect to an Oracle DB.
>
> Daniel,
>
> Update Statistics is the equivalent of the Oracle DBMS_STATS package.
Then yes I know what it is. And perhaps, also, ANALYZE TABLE.
No ... never tried it with XE. I spend essentially 100% of my time
in the Enterprise Edition.
--
Daniel A. Morgan
University of Washington
damorgan@x.washington.edu (replace x with u to respond)
↪ replying to Captain Pedantic
DA Morgan — — source: Usenet: comp.databases.informix
Captain Pedantic wrote:
> "Madison Pruet" <mpruet1@verizon.net> wrote in message
> news:477A7F72.9000307@verizon.net...
>> DA Morgan wrote:
>>> Neil Truby wrote:
>>>> Have you tried UPDATE STATISTICS?
>>> I don't even know what it is. At least with respect to an Oracle DB.
>> Daniel,
>>
>> Update Statistics is the equivalent of the Oracle DBMS_STATS package.>
> Who says Americans don't appreciate irony ...?
Mine is cordless.
--
Daniel A. Morgan
University of Washington
damorgan@x.washington.edu (replace x with u to respond)
On 2 Jan, 01:34, DA Morgan <damor...@psoug.org> wrote:
> Captain Pedantic wrote:
> > "Madison Pruet" <mpru...@verizon.net> wrote in message
> >news:477A7F72.9000307@verizon.net...
> >> DA Morgan wrote:
> >>> Neil Truby wrote:
> >>>> Have you tried UPDATE STATISTICS?
> >>> I don't even know what it is. At least with respect to an Oracle DB.
> >> Daniel,
>
> >> Update Statistics is the equivalent of the Oracle DBMS_STATS package.>
> > Who says Americans don't appreciate irony ...?
>
> Mine is cordless.
> --
> Daniel A. Morgan
> University of Washington
> damor...@x.washington.edu (replace x with u to respond)
What about bronzey and coppery and nickely?
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