Re: Secrets to Quitting Smoking Easy

Mike Segel wrote: > > QUIT SMOKING NOW wrote: > > > Quit Smoking NO COLD TURKEY GRADUAL & PAIN LESS > > NO DRUGS - SAFE & NATURAL > > [SNIP] > > Wow! I guess Informix has been smoking all those TPC/C benchmarks far too long! > I never realized that high performance RDBMS were hazardous to your health. > No wonder I felt the craving to get the most performance out of my database. > I MUST BE ADDICTED! > > -The Management > [Have you nuked a spammer today?] I'm just curious why the Other Databases weren't included as well. Maybe not 'high-performance' enough? Easy to quit them for more of a rush? Who knows? John Carlson WH Smith, Inc.