Re: Suggestions on heater for garage/shop

: ____________________Reply Separator____________________ : Subject: Suggestions on heater for garage/shop : Author: <mickm@netcom.com (Mickey Mestel)> : Date: 11/19/97 3:41 AM : hi, : : i have a two car garage that isn't finished on the inside, and so : isn't insulated, open rafters on the cieling as well. i live in northern : california, so temperatures drop into the mid 40's or so during the morning : and into the day, if it is a cold day. OK, couldn't pass it up: Top Ten List of ways to heat your garage that **are** Informix-related: 10. Bonfire of Wingz manuals and tote-bags 9. Burning your Informix stock certificates 8. Sitting in the same room with Larry Ellison 7. Burning Larry Ellison 6. Having the original Informix auditors park their cars in your garage. (make sure that there are no leaks where the rubber hoses attached to the tailpipe enter the car windows) 5. Reading the responses to any the RR Colin James III posts 4. Installing Sybase and standing anywhere near the DBA as s/he tries to tune the engine 3. Invite Informix attorneys to use your garage for meetings with SEC 2. Volunteer your garage for Informix shareholders' meeting and finally!!! 1. Put Christine Shannon in the center of the room and invite any living male under 90 to serve as your heat source. (NOTE: it has been reported that it is not necessary for the subject to actually be alive, but I haven't tested it) C C C 3. Being in the same room with Informix lawyers an -- --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Joe Lumbley(jlumbley@netcom.com) author of: "INFORMIX DBA Survival Guide" Slaving away on "INFORMIX DEBUGGERS Survival Guide", available early 1998 from Prentice Hall/Informix Press. If you have debugging tips, tools, or ideas to share, please send me some e-mail. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------