Re: Adabas Natural Consultants

From: "Neil Truby" <ntruby@netcomuk.co.uk> > >Rekaish Bhardwaj wrote in message <7rtr6t$14j$1@news.xmission.com>... > > > >What's a Natural Consultant ?? > >Anyone know ?? > > > >Do they write programs using 'Holistic' techniques ?? > >Do they carry around with them herbs and natural plant extracts. ? > >Are they fed using only food grown organically ? > >Well, you make fun, but .... Indeed we do! :) >The DBMS (not RDBMS) Adabas, and its associated programming language, >Natural, are pretty damn good. Well, so's COBOL, I guess. Seriously, last time I looked at Unnatural, I really thought I was reading a COBOL program. (I didn't look too long, though, I didn't want to regress too much! :-) >However, it's marketing department is crap, and makes Informix's look top >class. Therefore it doesn't sell. I refuse to believe that there is any organisation *anywhere*, in *any* industry with a worse marketing department than Informix. Sorry. No f****** way. Nada. Uh-uh. Nein. Non. Nay. Never. Niemals. (They would have to go around promoting their competitors to be worse than Informix!) >As The Clown says "The one with the smartest marketing department wins". Yep. He does indeed say that. Look: -- Bye now, Obnoxio "The one with the smartest marketing department wins" ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com