Need Informix IDS 9.5
Posted in 2006
Summary
A poster from Zimbabwe asked for "Informix IDS 9.5, 256 users", which prompted mostly joking replies (people wanting Corvettes and sky hooks). The only substantive answer was that IDS 9.5 was superseded by IDS 10, with a pointer to IBM's Informix product page and its "buy online" link; another reader noted that Zimbabwe isn't listed among the purchasable countries. The original poster then clarified he actually wanted pricing for IDS 9.5 or 10 for 256 users on HP-UX 11i. No price or purchasing route is recorded in the thread.
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I need Informix IDS 9.5 256 users.
↪ replying to mchivaviro@okzim.co.zw
mchivaviro@okzim.co.zw wrote:
> I need Informix IDS 9.5 256 users.
>
I need a Corvette 5.7 Litre
↪ replying to Clive Eisen
Clive Eisen wrote:
> mchivaviro@okzim.co.zw wrote:
> > I need Informix IDS 9.5 256 users.
> >
> I need a Corvette 5.7 Litre
Do you have no ambition, man?
I want the 454 bigblock!
↪ replying to mchivaviro@okzim.co.zw
mchivaviro@okzim.co.zw said:
> I need Informix IDS 9.5 256 users.
And I need a sky hook.
--
Bye now,
Obnoxio
"It's easier with pictures."
-- Cosmo
"But wait, it gets worse."
-- Cosmo
"Run, don't walk, for the nearest exit."
-- Cosmo
↪ replying to malc_p@btinternet.com
malc_p@btinternet.com said:
>
> Clive Eisen wrote:
>> mchivaviro@okzim.co.zw wrote:
>> > I need Informix IDS 9.5 256 users.
>> >
>> I need a Corvette 5.7 Litre
> Do you have no ambition, man?
> I want the 454 bigblock!
Yeah, but Clive forgot to mention the Turbo. :o)
(You guys are both obsessed with size -- I'll take a 5.0 V10 M5 any day!)
--
Bye now,
Obnoxio
"It's easier with pictures."
-- Cosmo
"But wait, it gets worse."
-- Cosmo
"Run, don't walk, for the nearest exit."
-- Cosmo
↪ replying to Obnoxio The Clown
Obnoxio The Clown wrote:
> malc_p@btinternet.com said:
>>Clive Eisen wrote:
>>>I need a Corvette 5.7 Litre
>>Do you have no ambition, man?
>>I want the 454 bigblock!
>
> Yeah, but Clive forgot to mention the Turbo. :o)
>
> (You guys are both obsessed with size -- I'll take a 5.0 V10 M5 any day!)
>
Actually it was a supercharger
↪ replying to Clive Eisen
Clive Eisen said:
> Obnoxio The Clown wrote:
>> malc_p@btinternet.com said:
>>>Clive Eisen wrote:
>>>>I need a Corvette 5.7 Litre
>>>Do you have no ambition, man?
>>>I want the 454 bigblock!
>>
>> Yeah, but Clive forgot to mention the Turbo. :o)
>>
>> (You guys are both obsessed with size -- I'll take a 5.0 V10 M5 any
>> day!)
>>
> Actually it was a supercharger
Whatever! It's all just a lot of hot air!
:op
--
Bye now,
Obnoxio
"It's easier with pictures."
-- Cosmo
"But wait, it gets worse."
-- Cosmo
"Run, don't walk, for the nearest exit."
-- Cosmo
↪ replying to Obnoxio The Clown
Obnoxio The Clown wrote:
> Clive Eisen said:
>>>
>>Actually it was a supercharger
>
> Whatever! It's all just a lot of hot air!
you are the expert on that
↪ replying to Clive Eisen
Clive Eisen said:
> Obnoxio The Clown wrote:
>> Clive Eisen said:
>>>>
>>>Actually it was a supercharger
>>
>> Whatever! It's all just a lot of hot air!
> you are the expert on that
Git! :op
--
Bye now,
Obnoxio
"It's easier with pictures."
-- Cosmo
"But wait, it gets worse."
-- Cosmo
"Run, don't walk, for the nearest exit."
-- Cosmo
↪ replying to malc_p@btinternet.com
429 Super Cobra Jet in the AC Cobra!
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Clive Eisen wrote:
> mchivaviro@okzim.co.zw wrote:
> > I need Informix IDS 9.5 256 users.
> >
> I need a Corvette 5.7 Litre
Do you have no ambition, man?
I want the 454 bigblock!
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↪ replying to Ben Thompson
I think I see the Gentleman's problem. The "Buy Online" link doesn't
list Zimbabwe, where the post came from.
The rate Mugabe's shafting the economy via hyper-inflation, the prices
wouldn't stay still long enough for you to write them down......
↪ replying to mchivaviro@okzim.co.zw
Sorry guys. Needed price for IDS 9.5 or 10 for 256 users on HP-UX 11i
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