Re: [Fwd: Insider #67: Highlights: IDS 10 - IBM's flagship database for pure OLTP and Industrial-strength, embedded computing]

Considering that they're a bunch of wankers, it would be fairly easy to identify which hand is donig what!?

theusarools@hotmail.co.uk said: > > Considering that they're a bunch of wankers, it would be fairly easy to > identify which hand is donig what!? Not if you're ambidextrous. -- Bye now, Obnoxio "C'est pas parce qu'on n'a rien ' dire qu'il faut fermer sa gueule" - Coluche did i mention i like nulls? heck, i even go so far as to say that all columns in a table except the primary key could/should be nullable. this has certain advantages, for example, if you need to insert a child record and you don't have a parent row for it, just do an insert into the parent table with the primary key value (everything else null), and voila, relational integrity is preserved. but this is, admittedly, a bit controversial among modellers. --r937, dbforums.com

"> Considering that they're a bunch of wankers, it would be fairly easy to > identify which hand is donig what!? Not if you're ambidextrous. " I was going to suggest that they may use both hands at the same time, but then that might give the impression they have big cocks, which I'm sure they don't. Maybe they use both in a 'skiing' manner, on each other. Mind you, if they were doing that, which hand would they have to pat themsleves on the back for doing a job well done....? Snigger.