Happy Holidays!
"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexua l preference of the wishes. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."
> "Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my > best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially > responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral > celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within > the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of > your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with > respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or > traditions of others, or their choice not to practice > religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a > fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically > uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar > year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of > choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have > helped make America great. Not to imply that America is > necessarily greater than any other country nor the only > America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the > race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or > sexua l preference of the wishes. By accepting these > greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is > subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely > transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It > implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of > the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void > where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole > discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform > as expected within the usual application of good tidings for > a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent > holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is > limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish > at the sole discretion of the wisher." That is the most comphrensible comment you've typed in a while :-) Paul Watson Tel: +44 1414161772 Mob: +44 7818003457 Web: www.oninit.com Growing Old is Mandatory Growing Up is Optional Attend IDUG 2007 San Jose, North America May 6-10, 2007 Visit http://www.iiug.org/conf for more information.
Congratulations, your elaborate circumlocution got flagged as spam by my SpamAssassin. I'll be more direct and wish everybody a Happy Hanukkah. :) -Carsten
Happy Holidays! On 12/18/06, Double Echo <doubleecho@your.com> wrote: > "Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexua > l preference of the wishes. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher." > > _______________________________________________ > Informix-list mailing list > Informix-list@iiug.org > http://www.iiug.org/mailman/listinfo/informix-list >
Merry Christmas. -- Bye now, Obnoxio "I don't read newspapers anymore except the local rag which I do weekly to cheer myself trying to see if anyone I hate has been stabbed." -- Horribilis XVI -- This message has been scanned for viruses and dangerous content by OpenProtect(http://www.openprotect.com), and is believed to be clean.