Re: FREE ORACLE SOFTWARE AND TRAINING!

Posted in 1995

Someone — Mon, 11 Sep 1995 16:41:44 GMT — source: Informix-list mailing list archive (1991-1998)

Spokey the Wheeler (spokey@haunted.demon.co.uk) wrote: : In article <42sfe8$h0m@ixnews5.ix.netcom.com> : ppratt@ix.netcom.com "Paul Pratt" writes: : > In <dbmooreDEGr9s.HyK@netcom.com> dbmoore@netcom.com (Dennis Moore) writes: : > : > >Become an Oracle Developer/2000 and Designer/2000 Ambassador: : Oracle Developer/2000? What's wrong with being a "programmer" or an "analyst"? : Designer/2000 *Ambassador*? Why an *Ambassador*, for pete's sake? *Now* I : know why Oracle do so well - it's all the ego stroking! The is quite : ridiculous: I'd look a right twit going around calling myself an : "Informix Master of the Universe"! : Excuse the French, but this is a load of crap. I now have yet *another* reason : for being annoyed at Oracle's success. : > Booo! Hisss! Oracle is invading everywhere! Get out the RAID. : What has disk striping got to do with Oracle? :-) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!! It's an insecticide. :P : Yours fumingly, : Spokey the Wheeler------------------------------------------------------------- : "Billy Boy" - das aufregende andersche kondom!