Great Article on Oracle

Posted in 2005

Summary

Data Goob posted a link to a business article about Oracle. Captain Pedantic joked Have you tried running UPDATE STATISTICS, Data Goob replied he had, and another poster added a humorous reply. No technical discussion.

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Data Goob — Mon, 26 Sep 2005 00:25:19 -0400 — source: Usenet: comp.databases.informix

http://www.businessweek.com/technology/content/sep2005/tc20050923_0725_tc024.htm

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Captain Pedantic — Mon, 26 Sep 2005 08:10:27 +0100 — source: Usenet: comp.databases.informix

"Data Goob" <datagoob@netscape.net> wrote in message news:MKKZe.1$n27.0@fe21.usenetserver.com... > http://www.businessweek.com/technology/content/sep2005/tc20050923_0725_tc024.htm Have you tried running UPDATE STATISTICS?

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Data Goob — Mon, 26 Sep 2005 10:15:26 -0400 — source: Usenet: comp.databases.informix

Captain Pedantic wrote: > "Data Goob" <datagoob@netscape.net> wrote in message > news:MKKZe.1$n27.0@fe21.usenetserver.com... >> http://www.businessweek.com/technology/content/sep2005/tc20050923_0725_tc024.htm > > > Have you tried running UPDATE STATISTICS? > > Yes.

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david@smooth1.co.uk — 26 Sep 2005 15:33:41 -0700 — source: Usenet: comp.databases.informix

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