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If you want to work for hitech, fun and exciting Silicone Valley companies on the way to the riches, we can help you to make your dreams come true. Our clients focus on leading edge E-commerce, Telecom, Enterprise Resource Planning and Databases technologies. They offer top saleries, Medical, Dental, Vision and Life insurance, 401(K), stock options, paid holidays and vacation and tuition reimbursement policies. We are looking for quality engineers with at least 2 years experience in the following skills: Windows NT, Unix, Solaris, Linux, HPUX, Aix C++ and Java CORBA, RMI, rpc Vantiv, Remedy, Tibco, Weblogic Oracle, Informix, Sybase, Microsoft SQL Server, SQL, PL/SQL Reporting packages: Crystal Reports, Actuate, etc Please e-mail your resume in TEXT or as an attachment in MS Word Rich Text Format (RTF) to resume@bchip.net
Hahahahahahahah..... That's 23 skills. Now if you want someone who has acquired all those skills in 2 years, a) you're dreaming and b) that would mean they have an average of 3 weeks worth of experience in each skill - about equal to the time needed to RYFM. If on the other hand, you are seeking someone with 2 years' experience in each skill, then you are looking for someone who has had 46 years of experience in software systems which are, themselves, no older than 30 years. Ah....but, could it be that you are looking for _anyone_ who has had 2 years' experience in _any one_ of these skills? If so, why on earth are you posting this to comp.databases.ms-access, which is not even in your list of required skills and has a charter prohibiting job solicitation? Sorry, you have just failed the test for thoroughness of research and sincerity in advertising. Hahahahahahahahahah.....plonk! -- Having fun with Access... but then, I'm on medication... Dev Ashish's site & FAQ: http://home.att.net/~dashish Microsoft support: http://support.microsoft.com/support News archive: www.deja.com. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------- "What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is." -- Vice President Al Gore ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------- Jay wrote in message ... >If you want to work for hitech, fun and exciting Silicone Valley >companies on the way to the riches, we can help you to make your >dreams come true. Our clients focus on leading edge E-commerce, >Telecom, Enterprise Resource Planning and Databases technologies. >They offer top saleries, Medical, Dental, Vision and Life insurance, >401(K), stock options, paid holidays and vacation and tuition >reimbursement policies. > >We are looking for quality engineers with at least 2 years >experience in the following skills: > >Windows NT, Unix, Solaris, Linux, HPUX, Aix >C++ and Java >CORBA, RMI, rpc >Vantiv, Remedy, Tibco, Weblogic >Oracle, Informix, Sybase, Microsoft SQL Server, SQL, PL/SQL >Reporting packages: Crystal Reports, Actuate, etc > >Please e-mail your resume in TEXT or as an attachment in MS Word Rich >Text Format (RTF) to resume@bchip.net
And besides, I don't think I really want to work for someone who doesn't know the difference between silicon and silicone ... -- Brendan Reynolds brenreyn@indigo.ie Doug Hutcheson wrote in message <7luvad$4p7@inet6.citec.com.au>... >Hahahahahahahah..... > >That's 23 skills. > >Now if you want someone who has acquired all those skills in 2 years, a) >you're dreaming and b) that would mean they have an average of 3 weeks worth >of experience in each skill - about equal to the time needed to RYFM. <snip> >Jay wrote in message ... >>If you want to work for hitech, fun and exciting Silicone Valley >>companies on the way to the riches, we can help you to make your >>dreams come true. <snip>
Now Brendan, that's being putty. Henry Craven ------------------- H_Craven@bigpond.com -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Brendan Reynolds wrote in message ... >And besides, I don't think I really want to work for someone who doesn't >know the difference between silicon and silicone ... > >-- >Brendan Reynolds >brenreyn@indigo.ie > >Doug Hutcheson wrote in message <7luvad$4p7@inet6.citec.com.au>... >>Hahahahahahahah..... >> >>That's 23 skills. >> >>Now if you want someone who has acquired all those skills in 2 years, a) >>you're dreaming and b) that would mean they have an average of 3 weeks >worth >>of experience in each skill - about equal to the time needed to RYFM. > ><snip> > >>Jay wrote in message ... >>>If you want to work for hitech, fun and exciting Silicone Valley >>>companies on the way to the riches, we can help you to make your >>>dreams come true. > ><snip> > >
Though the typo was indeed unforgivable from someone theoretically recruiting for the area, there certainly is plenty of *silicone* in the Valley as well... Keri Brendan Reynolds wrote in message ... >And besides, I don't think I really want to work for someone who doesn't >know the difference between silicon and silicone ... > >-- >Brendan Reynolds >brenreyn@indigo.ie
Yes, I must admit, I wondered if he was trawling for someone as dumb as himself, so they could get together and proudly boast that they were the biggest pair of silicone t***s in the Valley. "8-) -- Having fun with Access... but then, I'm on medication... Dev Ashish's site & FAQ: http://home.att.net/~dashish Microsoft support: http://support.microsoft.com/support News archive: www.deja.com. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------- "What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is." -- USA Vice President ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------- Keri Hardwick wrote in message <7lvn7a$ojr$1@ash.prod.itd.earthlink.net>... >Though the typo was indeed unforgivable from someone theoretically >recruiting for the area, there certainly is plenty of *silicone* in the >Valley as well... > >Keri > >Brendan Reynolds wrote in message ... >>And besides, I don't think I really want to work for someone who doesn't >>know the difference between silicon and silicone ... >> >>-- >>Brendan Reynolds >>brenreyn@indigo.ie > > > >