Re: Informix Directions

Posted in 1998

David Kosenko — Wed, 11 Feb 1998 03:48:16 GMT — source: Informix-list mailing list archive (1991-1998)

On Tue, 10 Feb 1998 19:57:26 +1300, "Peter Tashkoff" <tashkop@kiwi.co.nz> wrote: +Somebody with lots of money and ego and no idea at all about databases = +really needs to buy the company out, and then start making his or her = +outrageous presence felt in the media. I've got it! We get Ted Turner to buy Informix (ok, so we have to relocate 4300 Bohannon Dr. to Atlanta ;-)) and he makes 3 made-for-TV historical drama movies, that are thinly disguised 2 hour infomercials: - Informix: In the Beginning (starring Roger Sipple, Laura King, and Bill Morton) - Informix: Crusade (starring Phil White and an endless all-star parade of VPs of North America Sales) -Informix: A New Beginning (starring Bob "rhymes with Pinocchio" Finocchio) Dave