Re: INCEST

David Williams wrote: > ... > >Are subforms illegal in some states because they use Master and Child > >links? > > > >Is it morally wrong to lock a record before performing an insert? > > > So what exactly does happen when several users deadlock whilst they > are all trying to insert at the same time. > > Why must a well- behaved parent process wait for it's child. > > Why it is some parents start children and they don't wait for them, > in fact they seem to ignore the fact that they created them. > > Ever noticed that init is the grandfather of all processes and > inherits orphan processes when their parents die? > It's a fun moment when I'm standing in front of child welfare staff during the advanced query section of my Access class and I get to say "OK, let's kill those orphans!" Kind of ironic, isn't it, when we have to hunt down orphans through a null relationship on an outer join? On a tertiary topic, has anyone else ever noticed the referrence to "recursive" in the SPSS documentation. It says "see Loop." Under Loop it says "See recursive" -- Tim Mills-Groninger Contributing Editor, NonProfit Times http://www.nptimes.com Chair, Technology Resource Consortium (TRC) http://www.igc.apc.org/trc/ Associate Executive Director Information Technology Resource Center (ITRC) http://www.npo.net 6 N. Michigan Ave, Suite 1405 Chicago, IL 60602