RE: So much hate....
A unix "pro" that can't install Informix...... That's obviously an overpaid person..... even if he works for free, he's overpaid!! How much simpler does it have to be? On the other hand, maybe it would be interesting to meet him..... incompetent and 'unix person' generally aren't terms that go together..... Let's see..... name 10 things easier than an Informix install.... An Oracle install? Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha..... Obbie slap me! -----Original Message----- From: informix-list-bounces@iiug.org [mailto:informix-list-bounces@iiug.org] On Behalf Of Obnoxio The Clown Sent: Thursday, October 05, 2006 6:07 PM To: Jerry Hamilton Cc: informix-list@iiug.org Subject: Re: So much hate.... Jerry Hamilton said: > check it out: > > http://www.cuddletech.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=544 Maybe the cretin should fix his blog so that people can post comments like: "Ben, you're an idiot. You bought a mainframe-caliber database and didn't even read the install guide? Then you bitch because it needs some configuration? You're just used to the way Oracle works, if you weren't you wouldn't be moaning about the effort of an IDS install. I can go from insert the CD to fully up and running with databases created in 15 minutes and, by the way, "dd" doesn't feature anywhere in the process. I hope to God you never go near a customer. Cretin." ...and not get this as a response: Error opening file The file /homepages/26/d162953820/htdocs/cuddletech/blog/pivot/db/standard-00500/ 00544.php could not be opened for writing! Current path: /homepages/26/d162953820/htdocs/cuddletech/blog/pivot. The guy is clearly a complete fucking mong. -- Bye now, Obnoxio "... no bill is required as no value was provided." -- Christine Normile -- This message has been scanned for viruses and dangerous content by OpenProtect(http://www.openprotect.com), and is believed to be clean. _______________________________________________ Informix-list mailing list Informix-list@iiug.org http://www.iiug.org/mailman/listinfo/informix-list ============================================================ The information contained in this message may be privileged and confidential and protected from disclosure. If the reader of this message is not the intended recipient, or an employee or agent responsible for delivering this message to the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any reproduction, dissemination or distribution of this communication is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, please notify us immediately by replying to the message and deleting it from your computer. Thank you. Tellabs ============================================================
"And why is a $50,000 database unable to be shipped with a management GUI in case I want it?" Doesn't that statement eliminate this guy from the Unix pro category? Is that $50,000 based on the new pricing model? Andrew Sebastian, Norma J. wrote: > A unix "pro" that can't install Informix...... > > That's obviously an overpaid person..... even if he works for free, he's > overpaid!! > > How much simpler does it have to be? > > On the other hand, maybe it would be interesting to meet him..... > incompetent and 'unix person' generally aren't terms that go > together..... > > Let's see..... name 10 things easier than an Informix install.... > > An Oracle install? Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha..... Obbie slap me! > > > > > -----Original Message----- > From: informix-list-bounces@iiug.org > [mailto:informix-list-bounces@iiug.org] On Behalf Of Obnoxio The Clown > Sent: Thursday, October 05, 2006 6:07 PM > To: Jerry Hamilton > Cc: informix-list@iiug.org > Subject: Re: So much hate.... > > > Jerry Hamilton said: > > check it out: > > > > http://www.cuddletech.com/blog/pivot/entry.php?id=544 > > Maybe the cretin should fix his blog so that people can post comments > like: > > "Ben, you're an idiot. You bought a mainframe-caliber database and > didn't > even read the install guide? Then you bitch because it needs some > configuration? You're just used to the way Oracle works, if you weren't > you wouldn't be moaning about the effort of an IDS install. > > I can go from insert the CD to fully up and running with databases > created > in 15 minutes and, by the way, "dd" doesn't feature anywhere in the > process. > > I hope to God you never go near a customer. Cretin." > > ...and not get this as a response: > > Error opening file > The file > /homepages/26/d162953820/htdocs/cuddletech/blog/pivot/db/standard-00500/ > 00544.php > could not be opened for writing! Current path: > /homepages/26/d162953820/htdocs/cuddletech/blog/pivot. > > The guy is clearly a complete fucking mong. > > -- > Bye now, > Obnoxio > > "... no bill is required as no value was provided." > -- Christine Normile > > -- > This message has been scanned for viruses and > dangerous content by OpenProtect(http://www.openprotect.com), and is > believed to be clean. > > _______________________________________________ > Informix-list mailing list > Informix-list@iiug.org > http://www.iiug.org/mailman/listinfo/informix-list > ============================================================ > The information contained in this message may be privileged > and confidential and protected from disclosure. If the reader > of this message is not the intended recipient, or an employee > or agent responsible for delivering this message to the > intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any reproduction, > dissemination or distribution of this communication is strictly > prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, > please notify us immediately by replying to the message and > deleting it from your computer. Thank you. Tellabs > ============================================================
On Thu, 2006-10-05 at 20:17 -0700, andrewford@austin.rr.com wrote: > "And why is a $50,000 database unable to be shipped with a management > GUI in case I want it?" > Doesn't that statement eliminate this guy from the Unix pro category? I think so. Because Unix pros are so easy to fool. Just print on the box: "Has a spiffy GUI management interface if you want it." They won't, and probably will never notice it isn't there. :)