Re: "IDS 10.0 Cities Tour 2006"

Kiwi's can fly said: > > "Obnoxio The Clown" wrote > >> 2. They aren't as arrogant as the Australians (or as in-bred as New >> Zealanders. :o) I don't want to live here, I want to live in NZ, but the bastards won't have me, because I don't like sheep. And the Strines won't have me either, because I don't have a criminal record. :o( -- Bye now, Obnoxio "C'est pas parce qu'on n'a rien ' dire qu'il faut fermer sa gueule" - Coluche did i mention i like nulls? heck, i even go so far as to say that all columns in a table except the primary key could/should be nullable. this has certain advantages, for example, if you need to insert a child record and you don't have a parent row for it, just do an insert into the parent table with the primary key value (everything else null), and voila, relational integrity is preserved. but this is, admittedly, a bit controversial among modellers. --r937, dbforums.com

"Obnoxio The Clown" <obnoxio@serendipita.com> wrote in news:mailman.151.1136975995.740.informix-list@iiug.org: > I want to live in NZ, but the bastards won't > have me, because I don't like sheep. Ahhh. And there is a problem. There used to be 73,000,000 sheep. Now it only about 45,000,000. So... the good news is that you don't have to like as many sheep as before and the numbers are going down all the time. Baaaa

Kiwi's can fly said: > > "Obnoxio The Clown" <obnoxio@serendipita.com> wrote in > news:mailman.151.1136975995.740.informix-list@iiug.org: > >> I want to live in NZ, but the bastards won't >> have me, because I don't like sheep. > > Ahhh. And there is a problem. There used to be 73,000,000 sheep. Now it > only about 45,000,000. So... the good news is that you don't have to like > as many sheep as before and the numbers are going down all the time. I see what the problem is -- they are worried there won't be enough to go round. -- Bye now, Obnoxio "C'est pas parce qu'on n'a rien ' dire qu'il faut fermer sa gueule" - Coluche did i mention i like nulls? heck, i even go so far as to say that all columns in a table except the primary key could/should be nullable. this has certain advantages, for example, if you need to insert a child record and you don't have a parent row for it, just do an insert into the parent table with the primary key value (everything else null), and voila, relational integrity is preserved. but this is, admittedly, a bit controversial among modellers. --r937, dbforums.com

"Obnoxio The Clown" <obnoxio@serendipita.com> wrote in news:mailman.167.1137011041.740.informix-list@iiug.org: > Ahhh. And there is a problem. There used to be 73,000,000 sheep. > Now it >> only about 45,000,000. So... the good news is that you don't have to >> like as many sheep as before and the numbers are going down all the >> time. > > I see what the problem is -- they are worried there won't be enough to > go round. > And you being such a virulent young chap. Perhaps your clown hair is actually real????? Who was your mother?????

trev <trev@nowhere.com> wrote in news:Xns9749644883D1Ctrevnowherecom@ 67.98.68.66: > And you being such a virulent young chap. Perhaps your clown hair is > actually real????? Who was your mother????? Tough call but.... baaaaaa baaaaaa baaaaaa

trev said: > > "Obnoxio The Clown" <obnoxio@serendipita.com> wrote in > news:mailman.167.1137011041.740.informix-list@iiug.org: > >> Ahhh. And there is a problem. There used to be 73,000,000 sheep. >> Now it >>> only about 45,000,000. So... the good news is that you don't have to >>> like as many sheep as before and the numbers are going down all the >>> time. >> >> I see what the problem is -- they are worried there won't be enough to >> go round. > > And you being such a virulent young chap. Perhaps your clown hair is > actually real????? Who was your mother????? I never met her, but I was told she wasn't baa-aa-aa-aad looking. -- Bye now, Obnoxio "C'est pas parce qu'on n'a rien ' dire qu'il faut fermer sa gueule" - Coluche did i mention i like nulls? heck, i even go so far as to say that all columns in a table except the primary key could/should be nullable. this has certain advantages, for example, if you need to insert a child record and you don't have a parent row for it, just do an insert into the parent table with the primary key value (everything else null), and voila, relational integrity is preserved. but this is, admittedly, a bit controversial among modellers. --r937, dbforums.com

"Obnoxio The Clown" <obnoxio@serendipita.com> wrote in news:mailman.170.1137016967.740.informix-list@iiug.org: > I never met her, but I was told she wasn't baa-aa-aa-aad looking. > Now there is a miracle. A man who has never met his mother???? Perhaps we might let you in after all. Just don't be a baaaaaad boy. And remember... Kiwi's peck up the pieces.

"kiwi's can fly" <dwnospamfraser@gmail.com> wrote in message news:Xns9749727AE6C61trevnowherecom@67.97.85.12... > "Obnoxio The Clown" <obnoxio@serendipita.com> wrote in > news:mailman.170.1137016967.740.informix-list@iiug.org: > >> I never met her, but I was told she wasn't baa-aa-aa-aad looking. >> > > Now there is a miracle. A man who has never met his mother???? I've met mine. It was the last time I was in bed with a woman ...

Captain Pedantic wrote: > "kiwi's can fly" <dwnospamfraser@gmail.com> wrote in message > news:Xns9749727AE6C61trevnowherecom@67.97.85.12... > >>"Obnoxio The Clown" <obnoxio@serendipita.com> wrote in >>news:mailman.170.1137016967.740.informix-list@iiug.org: >> >> >>>I never met her, but I was told she wasn't baa-aa-aa-aad looking. >>> >> >>Now there is a miracle. A man who has never met his mother???? > > > > I've met mine. It was the last time I was in bed with a woman ... And some of us were wondering why Informix developers and DBAs are a dying breed. Thanks for clarifying it. ;-) -- Daniel A. Morgan http://www.psoug.org damorgan@x.washington.edu (replace x with u to respond)