RE: Informix User Forum 2006 - Call For Presentations

"At the Atlanta conference I did get talking to two ladies at the bar..." I was only slightly offended by this... You rode to the bar with me and three other blokes and before we knew it you ran off with a stiffy in your pants. -----Original Message----- From: informix-list-bounces@iiug.org [mailto:informix-list-bounces@iiug.org] On Behalf Of david@smooth1.co.uk Sent: Monday, June 12, 2006 1:30 PM To: informix-list@iiug.org Subject: Re: Informix User Forum 2006 - Call For Presentations Double Echo wrote: > david@smooth1.co.uk wrote: > > > > After your talk, get your hands on a hookah, smoke a really big bowl, > then, take a couple of shots of whiskey. Go invite a couple of the > girls from the convention, and take them on the town, club hopping, > and really paint the town red. Then you can write about it on your > blog, getting even more mileage out of it. Bring a camera, it should be quite fun. > > :-) A gentleman never carries a camera. At the Atlanta conference I did get talking to two ladies at the bar... about their replication issues... The next day I had not even reached where coffee was before the comments started... David. _______________________________________________ Informix-list mailing list Informix-list@iiug.org http://www.iiug.org/mailman/listinfo/informix-list

> "At the Atlanta conference I did get talking to two ladies at the > bar..." > > I was only slightly offended by this... You rode to the bar > with me and three other blokes and before we knew it you ran off > with a stiffy in your pants. It was the sharp stabbing pain from behind you should have been worried about :-) Paul Watson Tel: +44 1414161772 Mob: +44 7818003457 GO FURTHER with DB2 GET THERE FASTER with Informix. Attend the IDUG 2006 European Conference. Vienna, Austria. 2-6 October 2006 Visit http://www.iiug.org/conf for more information.