Re: Passport Advantage problems
Hey a great idea for a new t-shirt from thinkgeeks.com
SELECT * FROM rdbms.vendors WHERE clue > 00 rows returned
LOL
Rob Vorbroker
> On Wed, 11 Jun 2003 12:06:37 -0400 (EDT), Rob Vorbroker
> <robv@dns1.vcicentral.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>I bet you could ask IBM to help you migrate to IBM DB2 UDB and get it
>> for a whole lot less. Less functionality, less speed, less...
>>>
>>>
>
> Ouch!
>
> select "Just wait until the new version: ", current(db2version))+.01
> from systables
> where tabid = 1
You should be in marketing. :-)
"Rob Vorbroker" <robv@dns1.vcicentral.com> wrote in message
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>
> Hey a great idea for a new t-shirt from thinkgeeks.com
>
> SELECT * FROM rdbms.vendors WHERE clue > 0> 0 rows returned
>
> LOL
> Rob Vorbroker
>
> > On Wed, 11 Jun 2003 12:06:37 -0400 (EDT), Rob Vorbroker
> > <robv@dns1.vcicentral.com> wrote:
> >
> >>
> >>I bet you could ask IBM to help you migrate to IBM DB2 UDB and get it
> >> for a whole lot less. Less functionality, less speed, less...
> >>>
> >>>
> >
> > Ouch!
> >
> > select "Just wait until the new version: ", current(db2version))+.01
> > from systables
> > where tabid = 1
>
>
>
"David E. Grove" wrote:
>
> You should be in marketing. :-)
He couldn't use Informix then - marketing and informix are mutually
exclusive
>
> "Rob Vorbroker" <robv@dns1.vcicentral.com> wrote in message
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> >
> > Hey a great idea for a new t-shirt from thinkgeeks.com
> >
> > SELECT * FROM rdbms.vendors WHERE clue > 0> > 0 rows returned
> >
> > LOL
> > Rob Vorbroker
> >
> > > On Wed, 11 Jun 2003 12:06:37 -0400 (EDT), Rob Vorbroker
> > > <robv@dns1.vcicentral.com> wrote:
> > >
> > >>
> > >>I bet you could ask IBM to help you migrate to IBM DB2 UDB and get it
> > >> for a whole lot less. Less functionality, less speed, less...
> > >>>
> > >>>
> > >
> > > Ouch!
> > >
> > > select "Just wait until the new version: ", current(db2version))+.01
> > > from systables
> > > where tabid = 1
> >
> >
> >
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Bada bing.
Too true. Even when they explicitly recognized the problem, they couldn't
execute in marketing. Remember that V.P. a few years ago. At one of the
Informix User Conferences (Seattle, I think) she mentioned Informix's past
marketing weakness, and said they were about to "pick up the megaphone".
But, that was also the time of "the one with the smartest data wins".
...Guess I'm glad they left their megaphone on the floor. ...Or wherever
they had put it.
"Paul Watson" <paul@oninit.com> wrote in message
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> "David E. Grove" wrote:
> >
> > You should be in marketing. :-)
>
> He couldn't use Informix then - marketing and informix are mutually
> exclusive
>
> >
> > "Rob Vorbroker" <robv@dns1.vcicentral.com> wrote in message
> > news:bc860s$dh6$1@terabinaries.xmission.com...
> > >
> > > Hey a great idea for a new t-shirt from thinkgeeks.com
> > >
> > > SELECT * FROM rdbms.vendors WHERE clue > 0> > > 0 rows returned
> > >
> > > LOL
> > > Rob Vorbroker
> > >
> > > > On Wed, 11 Jun 2003 12:06:37 -0400 (EDT), Rob Vorbroker
> > > > <robv@dns1.vcicentral.com> wrote:
> > > >
> > > >>
> > > >>I bet you could ask IBM to help you migrate to IBM DB2 UDB and get
it
> > > >> for a whole lot less. Less functionality, less speed, less...
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >
> > > > Ouch!
> > > >
> > > > select "Just wait until the new version: ",
current(db2version))+.01
> > > > from systables
> > > > where tabid = 1
> > >
> > >
> > >
>
> --
> Paul Watson #
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