Re: database reorg for large databases?
In a thread on database reorganisation for large databases, Obnoxio The Chav, Neil Truby and a poster named nobody traded banter. Nobody said Neil had proposed splitting the database into smaller ones with views, and Neil replied that this was the original poster's idea. No technical content.
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Neil Truby said: > "Obnoxio The Chav" <obnoxio@serendipita.com> wrote in message > news:1110625934.b94f20f7f1c78aa594cba514b25ed174@teranews... >> >> >> Darren_Jacobs@carmax.com said: >> >> Option 4 >> Table by table reorg using ALTER FRAGMENT. > > Isn't that what I said? Was it? I don't know -- I never pay any attention to anything you say. -- Bye now, Obnoxio "C'est pas parce qu'on n'a rien ' dire qu'il faut fermer sa gueule" - Coluche "I'm trying to see things your way, but I can't get my head up my ass" - JCH "Ogni uomo mi guarda come se fossi una testa di cazzo" - Marco Travel broadens a person. You look as if you have been all over the world. I went to the airport to check in and they asked what I did because I looked like a terrorist. I said I was a comedian. They said, "Say something funny then." I told them I had just graduated from flying school. -- Ahmed Ahmed http://members.rogers.com/2remedy/images/smilies/banners/RTFM.gif sending to informix-list
"Obnoxio The Chav" <obnoxio@serendipita.com> wrote in message news:1110652728.b5b1b0fb7d8e3c37ac9ba5ef2b8f76ae@teranews... > > > Neil Truby said: >> "Obnoxio The Chav" <obnoxio@serendipita.com> wrote in message >> news:1110625934.b94f20f7f1c78aa594cba514b25ed174@teranews... >>> >>> >>> Darren_Jacobs@carmax.com said: >>> >>> Option 4 >>> Table by table reorg using ALTER FRAGMENT. >> >> Isn't that what I said? > > Was it? I don't know -- I never pay any attention to anything you say. If you did pay a bit more attention to what I say, you might not spout such shite yourself. ;-)
Neil Truby wrote: > "Obnoxio The Chav" <obnoxio@serendipita.com> wrote in message > news:1110652728.b5b1b0fb7d8e3c37ac9ba5ef2b8f76ae@teranews... > >> >>Neil Truby said: >> >>>"Obnoxio The Chav" <obnoxio@serendipita.com> wrote in message >>>news:1110625934.b94f20f7f1c78aa594cba514b25ed174@teranews... >>> >>>> >>>>Darren_Jacobs@carmax.com said: >>>> >>>>Option 4 >>>>Table by table reorg using ALTER FRAGMENT. >>> >>>Isn't that what I said? >> >>Was it? I don't know -- I never pay any attention to anything you say. > > > If you did pay a bit more attention to what I say, you might not spout such > shite yourself. > ;-) > > Uhm, didn't you show an option #2 of splitting up the "database" in to smaller functional databases? Then use views/synonyms for access? Now that says a lot. ;-) (Not all of it good) Its no wonder that the clown pokes fun of you. And the fact he's calling you a southerner is funny.
"nobody" <nobody@devnull.org> wrote in message news:42358869.7090807@devnull.org... > > > Neil Truby wrote: > > "Obnoxio The Chav" <obnoxio@serendipita.com> wrote in message > > news:1110652728.b5b1b0fb7d8e3c37ac9ba5ef2b8f76ae@teranews... > > > >> > >>Neil Truby said: > >> > >>>"Obnoxio The Chav" <obnoxio@serendipita.com> wrote in message > >>>news:1110625934.b94f20f7f1c78aa594cba514b25ed174@teranews... > > If you did pay a bit more attention to what I say, you might not spout such > > shite yourself. > > ;-) > > > > > Uhm, didn't you show an option #2 of splitting up the "database" in to > smaller functional databases? > Then use views/synonyms for access? No, I didn't. I think that was the original poster's idea. > Its no wonder that the clown pokes fun of you. And the fact he's calling > you a southerner is funny. I am a southerner.