RE: How to Change the name of the database ?
Posted in 1999
Topics: General Discussion
From: Rekaish Bhardwaj <RekaishB@compans.com> > >Hummm. >The words smart and Obnoxio don't often come to mind, let alone in the same >sentence. ;o) Shows how dumb you are. Just put the word "not" in the middle! >I had a database a few years back called Thatcher. >I remember having to rename it to Major and recently I had to rename it >again to Blair. >(I've already got a script for my next database name change, called >'mandelson_(ooh_err_missus).sql' Plonker! Those aren't databases, they're presidents of America! >Sometimes you just don't have a choice. Just wave your hands in front of them and say "you really don't need to change your database name..." I promise you, it works... ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com
Obnoxio The Clown wrote: > > From: Rekaish Bhardwaj <RekaishB@compans.com> > > > >Hummm. > >The words smart and Obnoxio don't often come to mind, let alone in the same > >sentence. ;o) > > Shows how dumb you are. Just put the word "not" in the middle! > > >I had a database a few years back called Thatcher. > >I remember having to rename it to Major and recently I had to rename it > >again to Blair. > >(I've already got a script for my next database name change, called > >'mandelson_(ooh_err_missus).sql' > > Plonker! Those aren't databases, they're presidents of America! . . . or could be prime ministers of England. Wrong side of the pond! John Carlson Informix DBA WHSmith USA
Obnoxio The Clown wrote: > > From: Rekaish Bhardwaj <RekaishB@compans.com> > > > >Hummm. > >The words smart and Obnoxio don't often come to mind, let alone in the same > >sentence. ;o) > > Shows how dumb you are. Just put the word "not" in the middle! > > >I had a database a few years back called Thatcher. > >I remember having to rename it to Major and recently I had to rename it > >again to Blair. > >(I've already got a script for my next database name change, called > >'mandelson_(ooh_err_missus).sql' > > Plonker! Those aren't databases, they're presidents of America! . . . or could be prime ministers of England. Wrong side of the pond! Sounds like a database design issue to me . . . <G> John Carlson Informix DBA WHSmith USA
In article <7r8fdu$lug$1@news.xmission.com>, "Obnoxio The Clown" <obnoxio@hotmail.com> wrote: > > From: Rekaish Bhardwaj <RekaishB@compans.com> > > > >Hummm. > >The words smart and Obnoxio don't often come to mind, let alone in the same > >sentence. ;o) > > Shows how dumb you are. Just put the word "not" in the middle! ... or _arse after the first one ? Sorry, Clown, it was irresistible ! [snipped] Glyn Balmer -- If it always works, why don't parachutists pull the emergency 'chute first? Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Share what you know. Learn what you don't.
Simplely unload data from original database,load data to new database. In article <7r8fdu$lug$1@news.xmission.com>, "Obnoxio The Clown" <obnoxio@hotmail.com> wrote: > > From: Rekaish Bhardwaj <RekaishB@compans.com> > > > >Hummm. > >The words smart and Obnoxio don't often come to mind, let alone in the same > >sentence. ;o) > > Shows how dumb you are. Just put the word "not" in the middle! > > >I had a database a few years back called Thatcher. > >I remember having to rename it to Major and recently I had to rename it > >again to Blair. > >(I've already got a script for my next database name change, called > >'mandelson_(ooh_err_missus).sql' > > Plonker! Those aren't databases, they're presidents of America! > > >Sometimes you just don't have a choice. > > Just wave your hands in front of them and say "you really don't need to > change your database name..." I promise you, it works... > > __________________________________________________ ____ > Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com > Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Share what you know. Learn what you don't.