Re: Merry Christmas & Happy new year
Posted in 2005
Happy Holidays and Happy New Year! By the way... While I was out shopping I met a guy who said Jesus was an alien, and he did not give me a birthday for this Jesus, I think he said this Jesus was hatched by lizard men living underground somewhere out in the southwestern desert of the US. He also mentioned that we should be trying to free the people who were abducted and enslaved by these lizard men, but I told him my phone was ringing ( it wasn't ) and had to go, and wished him a Happy Holidays. I though if I said Merry Christmas or anything else he might shoot me because it looked like he had some kind of weapon under his coat. He mentioned too that other aliens had presented a holographic image of Jesus Christ's crucifixion to the US government back in the 1940's and that we will all soon be shipped off to another planet before too long. He asked me to sign my name in his little book, and I reluctantly gave him a fictitious name just to shut him up. It was kinda creepy talking to this guy, but when you're out shopping sometimes you meet some really strange people and hear about some really strange beliefs. Next thing you know I met another guy who was telling me about another Jesus born from a virgin... It just gets crazy man...