Re: New Era and Win '98

mjgator@sibretown.com wrote: > Tim, you are truly a warped individual. I think I like you. I prefer > arsenic, however. Women rarely shoot themselves. Who would clean up the > mess? Muuuuuaaaaahhhhh Yes, we know Tim is warped but that is off topic and another story that if I repeat, Tim will go postal on me... ;-) Suicide is painless. (Title of a song from M.A.S.H....) Women tend to consider poison, however arsenic is one used to poision one's lover/enemies, not one's self. Pain Killers and Alcohol tend to work well. Barbituates and alcohol tend to combine and really fsck oneself up. For practice, not that I am suggesting it, mix a T3 with Beer, or Dilauded with Beer or Vodka. Definately takes the edge off. Or you could be old fashioned, ender a tub of warm water and slit ones wrists along the arteries. (Lengthwise not horizontal.) Some men have done this, however I don;t know if they were straight or gay. Or if you really want to shock people, you could pull a Hemingway. Since you are a woman, I'd recommend sawing down the 12 guage since you may be shorter than a man. It will definately get you some media attention.... Of course there are other methods, some, well are a bit more grusome and would freak out the average reader. Now if you were seriously contemplating suicide, I wouldn't recommend any of those. They are all illegal. Just say no, and move to Java. Its quick and easy. You can also go to esql/c or even keep your reports in 4gl. New Era is dead. Only those who use it, don't know it. Now I am going to catch flack from Billy on that one. -Mikey -- #include <std_disclaimer.h> /* Mike Segel (MS385) */ #include <No_Spam.h> #ifdef OFFENDED_BY_CONTENT The author takes no responsibility for this post. Any resembalence to a coherent rational thought is purely coincidence. -The Management. #endif ***************************** * Attention * -*- Due to AGIS's Refusal to Act Responsibly We are blocking all of their domains at the packet level. This block will exist until they modify their policies to conform to existing RFCs and net community standards. We encourage all ISPs and domain holders to do the same. *****************************