RE: Please correct me: Informix security sucks

>> Paul Watson wrote: >> > >> > [cutting] >> > >> Arrrrr! You guys are pussies! >> > >> >> > >> I once debugged a database by hooking wires up between the >> > >> memory bus and my nipples with alligator clips! Then the "patch" >> > >>required >> > >> that I pee on the mother board to burn a new shunt. (Had to drink a >> > >>whole >> > >> case of Mountain Dew to get the acidity right!) >> > > >> > >That's nothing... I once had to install Oracle... :0) >> > >> > Amateur, I once had to try and get it stable :0) >> >> Now for something REALLY scary: I once had to USE Oracle! :^) >> >> Art S. Kagel >> > >I got ya all beat. I once had to call Oracle for support for their >development system! > OK you win, nobody should have to do that Paul Watson # WFSoftware Ltd # Things Are Going to Tel: +44 1436 674729 # Get a Lot Worse Fax: +44 1436 678693 # Before Things Get Worse www.wfsoftware.com/informix #