Re: Days(360)

--- Mike Segel <Postmaster@iiug.iiug.org> > wrote: > > >Carlos Benjamin wrote: > >> >> >That's OK. You probably just have Cranial-Rectal Inversion. >> >> Possibly, but when I try the following SQL I get an error: >> >> INSERT INTO rectum VALUES(cranium) >> WHERE sphincter BETWEEN 'Left Gluteus' AND 'Right Gluteus'>> >> What am I doing wrong? >> > >If you have to ask, then you just failed the first step in your interview for a job with Informix's management. Rats. I guess I'll never make the "big bucks" then. > >Of course it would a lot easier if you remember to grease those hemroids before the insertion. (Maybe write a >before insert trigger?) > >-Mikey. Would you recommend a lithium grease or somethng else? == Maintainer of the procrastinator's FAQ. Well, maybe tomorrow I will be. _____________________________________________________________ Want a new web-based email account ? ---> http://www.firstlinux.net