Re: Flat File Formats definitions

WARNING! Tasteless observations attached! At 04:47 PM 5/30/96 +0200, David Larsson wrote: >WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A BUNCH OF JPEGS? Would you like to switch off your CAPS LOCK? >We are doing a survey on the structure of inhouse flat-file formats >people use when transfering data betwen applications. I use a routine called Pervert(), which translates accounting data into pornographic images using Boobzier curves and Furrier transformations. I also have a Pelvic_Massage() function for converting data from Oracle databases into Informix. And one called Condom(), which puts it on a stiffy... >We are a Messaging company working mostly with EDI. I know this question EDI = Erotic Dance & Intercourse? >might not be appropriate for these groups but there are not >messaging group, and furthermore, messaging applications are Sounds like you were looking for the _massaging_ group, they're down the hall on the left... >often used with huge database systems that communicates with other >huge systems. All this discussion on size... "Oooh, David, your client tool is to big for my interface! You have such a big RAM!" >If you like, I'll send to you a bunch of jpegs of sexual nature >for your corporation. Write JPEG in the subject line if you >want jpeg:s . And what, pray tell, will my corporation do with them? I can just see them round the boardroom table: "Hey man, get a load of this one..." Judging by the spelling of the original post, I reckon he was only typing with half his mind on the job. I wonder what the other half was on.... :-) Hasta la vista! -- billy.wheeler@pixie.co.za