Re: 'Spam Product' for AIX is available

From: "Randy Reiter" <rreiter@worldnet.att.net> > >PRESS RELEASE: June 8, 1999 > >The 'Zero Impact Service Level Monitor' and 'Zero Impact Sql Monitor' >products have been released for AIX. The product line is currently >available for AIX, Solaris, Windows 95, 98 and NT. The HP-UX >release will be available shortly. Whoop-de-do. >Product installation is a three step process that can be >completed in a few minutes. Product cost is about the >price of a UNIX C++ compiler with volume pricing. Gee. Wow. >If your tired of overpriced, intrusive, difficult to install, >and expensive to maintain -- database and service level >monitoring products, then refer to www.sqlpower.com. I tell you what, I'm not half as f***ing tired of overpriced, intrusive, difficult to install, and expensive to maintain -- database and service level monitoring products, as I am of this stupid bloody re-run. >Attention consultants. You can build a very lucrative >performance consulting practice around this product line. No thanks. ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com