Re: Routine DBA activities for Informix!!!

Posted in 2000

Topics: Server Administration, Jobs, Consulting & Announcements

Mark D. Stock — Sun, 27 Feb 2000 12:19:59 +0000 — source: Informix-list mailing list archive (1991-1998)

William Rice wrote: > > Come in late. > Leave early. I ALWAYS get those two the wrong way round! > Take long lunches. What's a 'lunches'? :-) Is that when you eat and type simultaneously? > Be arrogant. Now you're straying into consultant's territory. ;-) > Blame it on the developer. If you don't have any developers on site then just blame the chair-to-keyboard interface. Cheers, -- Mark. +----------------------------------------------------------+-----------+ | Mark D. Stock mailto:mdstock@mydas.freeserve.co.uk |//////// /| | http://www.informix.com http://www.informixhandbook.com |///// / //| | http://www.iiug.org +-----------------------------------+//// / ///| | |What year 2000 bug? year 2000 bug? |/// / ////| | |year 2000 bug? year 2000 bug? year |// / /////| | |2000 bug? year 2000 bug? year 1900 |/ ////////| +----------------------+-----------------------------------+-----------+

↪ replying to Mark D. Stock

Axel Sander — Sun, 27 Feb 2000 20:20:33 GMT — source: Informix-list mailing list archive (1991-1998)

On Sun, 27 Feb 2000 12:19:59 +0000, "Mark D. Stock" <mdstock@mydas.freeserve.co.uk> wrote: >> Take long lunches. > >What's a 'lunches'? :-) Is that when you eat and type simultaneously? Needs a long training until you master this while typing with 10 fingers... And don't forget: #crontab -l ... 0 14 * * 1-5 /turn_keyboard_and_shake_out_crumbles ... Axel