Re: Informix WGE with IBM DB2 Gold Bundle

Data Goob said: > <british_accent> > > Geeezuz Foogin Chrys mate I bloody got the bloody joke, and was bloody > rolling along with it. > ( Foogin brits take this shite way too serious. ) > > </british_accent> Scottish is a British accent? > "Captain Pedantic" <theharlequin36@hotmail.com> wrote in message > news:2kfqliF1rpa4U1@uni-berlin.de... >> "Data Goob" <datagoob@hotmail.com> wrote in message >> news:cQxEc.114469$Mr2.40053@fe03.usenetserver.com... >> > "Obnoxio The Clown" <obnoxio@serendipita.com> wrote in message >> news:cbtnc4$6lt$1@news.xmission.com... >> > > >> > > >> > > Neil Truby said: >> > > >> > > > Have you tried increasing BUFFERS? >> > > >> > > Or UPDATE STATISTICS? >> > > >> > > >> > >> > For DB2 it would be: >> > >> > Have you increased the BUFFERPOOL? >> > Or RUNSTATS? >> > >> > :-) >> > >> > Bonus round: db2pd == onstat >> >> Bloody hell, you're not American too are you? >> I think the point he was making - with too much subtlety evidently - is >> "This is an Informix newsgroup, and we don't give a shit about books on >> DB2". >> >> > > > -- Bye now, Obnoxio "C'est pas parce qu'on n'a rien ' dire qu'il faut fermer sa gueule" - Coluche "I'm trying to see things your way, but I can't get my head up my ass" - JCH "Ogni uomo mi guarda come se fossi una testa di cazzo" - Marco http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html sending to informix-list

"Obnoxio The Clown" <obnoxio@serendipita.com> wrote in message news:cbuqhd$bg$1@news.xmission.com... > > > Scottish is a British accent? > Hey what do I know...my glasses were fogged... 8-)