Re: Days(360)
Posted in 2000
--- "Obnoxio The Clown" <obnoxio@hotmail.com>
> wrote:
>From: Carlos Benjamin <benj@firstlinux.net>
>>
>>--- "Obnoxio The Clown" <obnoxio@hotmail.com>
>> > wrote:
>> >From: Carlos Benjamin <benj@firstlinux.net>
>> >>
>> >>--- "Obnoxio The Clown" <obnoxio@hotmail.com>
>> >> > wrote:
>> >> >.....
>> >> >>Hey Dick, why don't you give that $.02 to the Informix stock price or
>> >> >>better yet their marketing campaign, they both could use it about
>>now.
>> >> >>You mentioned MS SQL Server not competing in some markets, lately I
>>have
>> >> >>been trying to figure out in what markets Informix is trying to
>>compete.
>> >> >
>> >> >Let me guess, another happy stockholder? :0)
>> >> >
>> >> >My guess is they're trying to capture the Cranial-Rectal Inversion
>> >>market.
>> >>
>> >>Judging solely from the posts we had here from some DBA's from the Dark
>> >>Side awhile back, I thought the competition had that market locked up.
>> >
>> >Nope, not in the "running a business" department, they don't.
>>
>>Oh, in the running their own business department the Big O folks have it
>>all over Informix. I thought you were talking about capturing a certain
>>market segment, possibly because I misinterpreted the meaning of
>>"....they're trying to capture the Cranial-Rectal Inversion market." to
>>mean an external demographic.
>>
>>Silly me.
>
>That's OK. You probably just have Cranial-Rectal Inversion.
Possibly, but when I try the following SQL I get an error:
INSERT INTO rectum VALUES(cranium)
WHERE sphincter BETWEEN 'Left Gluteus' AND 'Right Gluteus'
What am I doing wrong?
==
Maintainer of the procrastinator's FAQ. Well, maybe tomorrow I will be.
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