Re: Help! Ontape running very slow.

Posted in 2000

Mark D. Stock — Thu, 20 Jul 2000 23:03:51 +0100 — source: Informix-list mailing list archive (1991-1998)

Obnoxio The Clown wrote: > > From: "Mark D. Stock" <mdstock@mydas.freeserve.co.uk> > > > >Bill Border wrote: > > > > > > Ooops. > > > > > > (sorry for the misspellings in my post - it's early). > > > > > > :( > > > > > > That reminds me of a poem: > > > > > > I have a spelling checker. > > > It came with my PC. > > > It plane lee marks four my revue > > > Miss steaks aye can knot see. > > > >Well if the non-English speaking readers on the list weren't confused > >before, they certainly will be now! :-) > > Now, now, Mark, I'm sure the Americans will work it out... :0) Mmmm, how to piss off 90% of your audience with one sentence. Goood! Cheers, -- Mark. +----------------------------------------------------------+-----------+ | Mark D. Stock mailto:mdstock@mydas.freeserve.co.uk |//////// /| | http://www.informix.com http://www.informixhandbook.com |///// / //| | http://www.iiug.org +-----------------------------------+//// / ///| | |This email will self-destruct in |/// / ////| | |10 sec. If you received this email |// / /////| | |in error, sorry about the mess. |/ ////////| +----------------------+-----------------------------------+-----------+