Something Light Hearted for Xmax

This message is in MIME format. Since your mail reader does not understand this format, some or all of this message may not be legible. ------_=_NextPart_000_01C068DF.1902932E Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" The 12 Days Of UNIX Christmas On the first day I left it, my Unix gave to me: A burnt-out V.D.T. On the second day I left it, my Unix gave to me: Two faulty tapes; And a burnt-out V.D.T. On the third day I left it, my Unix gave to me: Three heads crashed; Two faulty tapes; And a burnt-out V.D.T. On the fourth day I left it, my Unix gave to me: Four bad blocks; Three heads crashed; Two faulty tapes; And a burnt-out V.D.T. On the fifth day I left it, my Unix gave to me: Five core dumps; Four bad blocks; Three heads crashed; Two faulty tapes; And a burnt-out V.D.T. On the sixth day I left it, my Unix gave to me: Six bad controllers; Five core dumps; Four bad blocks; Three heads crashed; Two faulty tapes; And a burnt-out V.D.T. On the seventh day I left it, my Unix gave to me: Seven blown partitions; Six bad controllers; Five core dumps; Four bad blocks; Three heads crashed; Two faulty tapes; And a burnt-out V.D.T. On the eighth day I left it, my Unix gave to me: Eight gettys dying; Seven blown partitions; Six bad controllers; Five core dumps; Four bad blocks; Three heads crashed; Two faulty tapes; And a burnt-out V.D.T. On the ninth day I left it, my Unix gave to me: Nine floppies frying; Eight gettys dying; Seven blown partitions; Six bad controllers; Five core dumps; Four bad blocks; Three heads crashed; Two faulty tapes; And a burnt-out V.D.T. On the tenth day I left it, my Unix gave to me: Ten ports a-jamming; Nine floppies frying; Eight gettys dying; Seven blown partitions; Six bad controllers; Five core dumps; Four bad blocks; Three heads crashed; Two faulty tapes; And a burnt-out V.D.T. On the eleventh day I left it, my Unix gave to me: Eleven chips a-smoking; Ten ports a-jamming; Nine floppies frying; Eight gettys dying; Seven blown partitions; Six bad controllers; Five core dumps; Four bad blocks; Three heads crashed; Two faulty tapes; And a burnt-out V.D.T. On the twelfth day I left it, my Unix gave to me: Twelve boards a-blowing; Eleven chips a-smoking; Ten ports a-jamming; Nine floppies frying; Eight gettys dying; Seven blown partitions; Six bad controllers; Five core dumps; Four bad blocks; Three heads crashed; Two faulty tapes; And a burnt-out V.D.T. On the thirteenth day I started adapting my Nintendo for the VME bus. ********************************************************************** The contents of this e-mail are confidential to the ordinary user(S) of the mail address(es) to which it was sent and may be legally privileged. 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