Re: Need Fast Cash?, I Finally Found it!

Tony Scandora 630-252-7541 wrote: > > In article <32606C61.6275@ici.net>, Alicia Carla Longstreet <carla@ici.net> writes: > >Anne wrote: > >> > >> This is not one of those "Get Rich Quick Schemes" ... > ... > >> Let me start by saying that I FINALLY FOUND IT! That's right! > >> I found it! And I HATE GET RICH QUICK SCHEMES!! > ... > >THIS SCHEME IS UNLAWFUL, ANYONE INVOLVED IN IT CAN GO TO JAIL > >DO NOT ANSWER THIS LETTER, RUN DON'T WALK TO YOUR NEAREST DISTRICT > >ATTORNEY ANT TELL HIM/HER ALL ABOUT THIS. > > Dear Friend, > > This chain letter started with the hope of bringing relief and > happiness to all tired husbands. Unlike most chain letters, this does > not cost money. Simply send a copy of this letter to six of your > married friends who are equally tired. Then bundle up your wife and > send her to the man on top of the list and add your name to the bottom > of the list. When your name comes to the top of the list, you will > receive 16,487 women and some dandies. > > Have faith in the letter --- ONE MAN BROKE THE CHAIN AND GOT HIS OLD > LADY BACK. Don't let this happen to you! > > Sincerely, > A Good Friend. > > P.S. At the time of this writing, a friend of mine had received 356 > women. They buried him yesterday and it took seven undertakers 36 > hours to get the smile off his face. > > AGAIN, I SAY, HAVE FAITH. Read the fu..ing newsgroup name!!! Take you f...... chain letter and get rich scheme and stick it where the sun doesn't shine!!!!