Re: Routine DBA activities for Informix!!!

Posted in 2000

Mark D. Stock — Mon, 28 Feb 2000 20:44:36 +0000 — source: Informix-list mailing list archive (1991-1998)

Axel Sander wrote: > > On Sun, 27 Feb 2000 12:19:59 +0000, "Mark D. Stock" > <mdstock@mydas.freeserve.co.uk> wrote: > > >> Take long lunches. > > > >What's a 'lunches'? :-) Is that when you eat and type simultaneously? > Needs a long training until you master this while typing with 10 fingers... I'm from planet Earth, so I only have 8 fingers. Besides, who needs more than 2 to type? ;-) > And don't forget: > > #crontab -l > ... > 0 14 * * 1-5 /turn_keyboard_and_shake_out_crumbles Crumbs? They're in there to soak up the coffee! :-) Cheers, -- Mark. +----------------------------------------------------------+-----------+ | Mark D. Stock mailto:mdstock@mydas.freeserve.co.uk |//////// /| | http://www.informix.com http://www.informixhandbook.com |///// / //| | http://www.iiug.org +-----------------------------------+//// / ///| | |What year 2000 bug? year 2000 bug? |/// / ////| | |year 2000 bug? year 2000 bug? year |// / /////| | |2000 bug? year 2000 bug? year 1900 |/ ////////| +----------------------+-----------------------------------+-----------+