Re: Informix job market?
In article <34B07AA4.38546F37@NOSPAM.KingOfMyDomain.MAPSON.segel.com>, Mike Segel <Mikey@NOSPAM.KingOfMyDomain.MAPSON.segel.com> writes >In fact, the reason I am responding to this, is not to poke fun at Joe. >(I'd do that in person over beers, This July :-) But rather to see if anyone >else >got this >clown's e-mail: Yep says Dave calmly taking his hand-axe down off the wall.... >======== >Subject: INFORMIX 4GL- $500 REFERRAL FEE >Date: Sun, 4 Jan 1998 19:03:37 -0600 >Message-ID: <19980105010022987.ADQ257@jeraldb.iamerica.net> >Status: RO > > >I am the President of a consulting firm, and I am writing to ask for your help >[Cutting out the bullshit.] >Jerald W. Bailey, President >Dunhill Search of Greater New Orleans >504/834/81188 >dpsofno2@mail.iamerica.net > >Quinn Jones, Vice President >and Generald Manager >dpsofno1@mail.iamerica.net > >========= >Now, I don't know what they do down in the bayou, but up North, we don't like >spammers, >Deys the worst infestation you can get! > >So, if you got one of these messages, please feel free to give them a piece of >your >mind. > >You can also complain to postmaster@iamerica.net or abuse@iamerica.net. > >Just say no to spam! > > >Yet I digress. :-) >There also seems to be a seasonal change with the job market. >If the number of Informix jobs don't increase by the end of Feb, I'd panic, then >take Oracle training :-) > >Or do what I 'm contemplating. Change careers and start writing sitcom material > or trade stocks for a living. ;-) > >-Uncle Mikey > >BTW, the rumors of me stalking Mike Saranga, trying to get blackmail evidence so >he'd agree to the linux port is greatly exagerated. (We already have some. ;-) I'll get on the blower to the boys, guv, we'll get tooled up and meet you round the back of the Menlo Park building at 5pm, we'll go looking for him. Bring the van in case it all goes pear-shaped and we 'ave to scarper double-quick like, boss :->>> -- David Williams Maintainer of the Informix FAQ Primary site (Beta Version) http://www.smooth1.demon.co.uk Official site http://www.iiug.org/techinfo/faq/faq_top.html I see you standin', Standin' on your own, It's such a lonely place for you, For you to be If you need a shoulder, Or if you need a friend, I'll be here standing, Until the bitter end... So don't chastise me Or think I, I mean you harm... All I ever wanted Was for you To know that I care