Re: No future for DB2
Nothing like lots of capital letters to advance a technical argument! You must practise Llap-Goch (http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/8456/Llapgoch.htm): " ... the Secret Welsh ART of SELF DEFENCE that requires NO INTELLIGENCE, STRENGTH or PHYSICAL courage The FANTASTIC SECRETS of the SECRET world-famous method of SELF DEFENCE, kept secret for centuries because of their DEADLY POWER to MAIM, KILL, SMASH, BATTER, FRACTURE, CRUSH, DISMEMBER, CRACK, DISEMBOWEL, CRIPPLE, SNAP and HARM are now revealed to YOU in the English Language by a LLAPGOCH master AT HIS OWN RISK, PROVIDED you promise to MAIM, CRUSH, DISEMBOWEL and so on ONLY in SELF DEFENCE.* * This is just to cover ourselves, as you will understand. WHO IS THIS MAN? This is the LLAP-GOCH MASTER who will reveal to YOU ONLY the SECRETS of LLAP-GOCH. He is a fully qualified leek coloured belt first dai master and cares nothing for penal reform. WHY 'At his own risk'? BECAUSE if his fellow masters of LLAPGOCH DISCOVER his IDENTITY, they will PUNISH HIM SEVERELY for revealing the DEADLY secrets he had promised to keep SECRET, without giving them a piece of the ACTION, and also BECAUSE of the TERRIBLE risk of PUNISHMENT he runs under the Trades Description Act. WHAT is LLAP-GOCH? IT is THE most DEADLY form OF SECRET self-DEFENCE that HAS ever been widely advertised and available to EVERYONE. WHY ALL the CAPITALS? Because THE most likely kind OF person TO answer THIS sort OF advertisement HAS less trouble under-STANDING words if they ARE written in BIG letters. ..."
bka apparently said,on my timestamp of 31/07/2005 8:11 AM: > Nothing like lots of capital letters to advance a technical argument! > > You must practise Llap-Goch > (http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/8456/Llapgoch.htm): > > " ... the Secret Welsh ART of SELF DEFENCE that requires NO > INTELLIGENCE, STRENGTH or PHYSICAL courage > > The FANTASTIC SECRETS of the SECRET world-famous method of SELF > DEFENCE, kept secret for centuries because of their DEADLY POWER to > MAIM, KILL, SMASH, BATTER, FRACTURE, CRUSH, DISMEMBER, CRACK, > DISEMBOWEL, CRIPPLE, SNAP and HARM are now revealed to YOU in the > English Language by a LLAPGOCH master AT HIS OWN RISK, PROVIDED you > promise to MAIM, CRUSH, DISEMBOWEL and so on ONLY in SELF DEFENCE.* > * This is just to cover ourselves, as you will understand. > > WHO IS THIS MAN? > This is the LLAP-GOCH MASTER who will reveal to YOU ONLY the > SECRETS of LLAP-GOCH. He is a fully qualified leek coloured belt first > dai master and cares nothing for penal reform. > > WHY 'At his own risk'? > > BECAUSE if his fellow masters of LLAPGOCH DISCOVER his IDENTITY, they > will PUNISH HIM SEVERELY for revealing the DEADLY secrets he had > promised to keep SECRET, without giving them a piece of the ACTION, and > also BECAUSE of the TERRIBLE risk of PUNISHMENT he runs under the > Trades Description Act. > WHAT is LLAP-GOCH? > > IT is THE most DEADLY form OF SECRET self-DEFENCE that HAS ever been > widely advertised and available to EVERYONE. > > WHY ALL the CAPITALS? > > Because THE most likely kind OF person TO answer THIS sort OF > advertisement HAS less trouble under-STANDING words if they ARE written > in BIG letters. ..." > WTF CARES? -- Cheers Nuno Souto in sunny Sydney, Australia wizofoz2k@yahoo.com.au.nospam
the 1530 people who posted something about tpc in comp.databases: http://www.google.ca/search?hs=TwZ&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=tpc+comp.databases&btnG=Search&meta= ?
bka wrote: > the 1530 people who posted something about tpc in comp.databases: > > http://www.google.ca/search?hs=TwZ&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=tpc+comp.databases&btnG=Search&meta= > > ? Well, this is not comp.databases. It is comp.databases.oracle.server. Stuff them. Got it or you gonna continue this childish stuff?
>> Stuff them. >> Got it or you gonna continue this childish stuff? this thread is cross posted to: comp.databases.ibm-db2,comp.databases.informix,comp.databases.oracle.server but I do apologize for using the acronym tpc, which launched you into your foaming at the mouth tirade and elicited the very adult phrases "Stuff them", "wanker", "WTF", and "bullshit". sorry to lower the thread to such a childish level with such disturbing opinions. i know you'll do your best to keep it professional and respectful - your posting history speaks for itself, and says volumes about your circumspection, and why your opinions in this forum are valued as much as they are worth.