RE: Informix Web Site
Posted in 2000
Topics: General Discussion
> Another great slogan to set alongside the ungrammtical and > (outside America) meaningless "Way to Web". I must have mentioned that 'to web' was slang for oral sex where I grew up, gives a whole new meaning to Informix's web site Paul Watson # WF Software Ltd # All answers are Tel: +44 1436 674729 # pure fantasy Fax: +44 1436 678693 # www.wfsoftware.com # > > <matur_suksema@my-deja.com> wrote in message > news:8r2vsq$he7$1@nnrp1.deja.com... > > Any one seen the updated web site for Informix? > > > > I really got a kick out of the one of the new slogan > > > > In the new economy > > Speed is everything. > > Forget that for a second > > and the blur you will see will be > > competitors zooming by. (like Oracle, Sybase, IBM and even > MicroSoft) > > > > Matur Suksema > > > > > > Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ > > Before you buy. > > ********************************************************************** The contents of this e-mail are confidential to the ordinary user(S) of the mail address(es) to which it was sent and may be legally privileged. If you are not the intended recipient, any disclosure, copying, distribution or use of it, or any part of it, in any form whatsoever, and any actions taken or omitted to be taken in reliance on it, is prohibited and may be unlawful. **********************************************************************
I hate to tell this to the Informix Marketing folks (assuming there are any) but "Way to Web" makes little sense even "inside America". Just a stupid meaningless catch phrase which leaves more questions than answers. Kind of like... Rob Vorbroker Watson Paul <Paul.Watson@fefc.ac.uk> wrote in message news:8r9n78$1g$1@news.xmission.com... > > > Another great slogan to set alongside the ungrammtical and > > (outside America) meaningless "Way to Web". > > I must have mentioned that 'to web' was slang for oral sex > where I grew up, gives a whole new meaning to Informix's > web site > > Paul Watson # > WF Software Ltd # All answers are > Tel: +44 1436 674729 # pure fantasy > Fax: +44 1436 678693 # > www.wfsoftware.com # > > > > > <matur_suksema@my-deja.com> wrote in message > > news:8r2vsq$he7$1@nnrp1.deja.com... > > > Any one seen the updated web site for Informix? > > > > > > I really got a kick out of the one of the new slogan > > > > > > In the new economy > > > Speed is everything. > > > Forget that for a second > > > and the blur you will see will be > > > competitors zooming by. (like Oracle, Sybase, IBM and even > > MicroSoft) > > > > > > Matur Suksema > > > > > > > > > Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ > > > Before you buy. > > > > > > > ********************************************************************** > The contents of this e-mail are confidential to the ordinary user(S) of the > mail address(es) to which it was sent and may be legally privileged. > If you are not the intended recipient, any disclosure, copying, distribution > or use of it, or any part of it, in any form whatsoever, and any actions > taken or omitted to be taken in reliance on it, is prohibited and may be unlawful. > **********************************************************************
Personally - "Where do you want to go today?" hurts my ear. Should've been "... go to today." Informix's settles like a gentle 42nd St haiku by comparison. In the new economy, Speed is everything. Forget that for a second and the blur you see will be your competitors zooming. ... bye. ROBERT B VORBROKER <ROBVORBROKER@prodigy.net> wrote in message news:8rah3d$7c7o$1@newssvr05-en0.news.prodigy.com... > > I hate to tell this to the Informix Marketing folks (assuming there are any) > but > "Way to Web" makes little sense even "inside America". Just a stupid > meaningless > catch phrase which leaves more questions than answers. Kind of like... > > Rob Vorbroker > > Watson Paul <Paul.Watson@fefc.ac.uk> wrote in message > news:8r9n78$1g$1@news.xmission.com... > > > > > Another great slogan to set alongside the ungrammtical and > > > (outside America) meaningless "Way to Web". > > > > I must have mentioned that 'to web' was slang for oral sex > > where I grew up, gives a whole new meaning to Informix's > > web site > > > > Paul Watson # > > WF Software Ltd # All answers are > > Tel: +44 1436 674729 # pure fantasy > > Fax: +44 1436 678693 # > > www.wfsoftware.com # > > > > > > > > <matur_suksema@my-deja.com> wrote in message > > > news:8r2vsq$he7$1@nnrp1.deja.com... > > > > Any one seen the updated web site for Informix? > > > > > > > > I really got a kick out of the one of the new slogan > > > > > > > > In the new economy > > > > Speed is everything. > > > > Forget that for a second > > > > and the blur you will see will be > > > > competitors zooming by. (like Oracle, Sybase, IBM and even > > > MicroSoft) > > > > > > > > Matur Suksema > > > > > > > > > > > > Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ > > > > Before you buy. > > > > > > > > > > > > ********************************************************************** > > The contents of this e-mail are confidential to the ordinary user(S) of > the > > mail address(es) to which it was sent and may be legally privileged. > > If you are not the intended recipient, any disclosure, copying, > distribution > > or use of it, or any part of it, in any form whatsoever, and any actions > > taken or omitted to be taken in reliance on it, is prohibited and may be > unlawful. > > ********************************************************************** > >