RE: IIUG Board election results
Russian Maffia? Hmmm. Maybe that's why Stuart loves to drink Vodka like its water. I never put two and two together.... :-( I guess I'm as slow as Mark claims. But I do *know* IBM and there is no way that they would ever approve the jet fuel costs for a 747, and would force Stuart to sit in coach. On a serious note: I know that a couple people have posted in jest, but I really don't like to purpetuate this thread. The more you try to laugh it off, the more you draw attention to the nut job who made the initial accusations. I forget the yiddish expression, but it translates to "kitchen spoon ... -G > Subject: RE: IIUG Board election results> Date: Sun, 10 Feb 2008 01:26:00 -0600> From: mosserp@wellsfargo.com> To: jgp@jgp.net; informix-list@iiug.org> CC: iiugcorruption@gmail.com> > > -----Original Message-----> > From: informix-list-bounces@iiug.org > > [mailto:informix-list-bounces@iiug.org] On Behalf Of Jean > > Georges Perrin> > Sent: Saturday, February 09, 2008 3:39 PM> > To: iiugcorruption@gmail.com; informix-list@iiug.org> > Subject: RE: IIUG Board election results> > > > ROFL!!!> > > > Send me more!> > > > Actually, JGP, this is a *very* serious matter. Few people know this,> but the problems with the IIUG BoD really go much deeper than anything> revealed to date. And the root of it all is that the IIUG is actually> part of the Russian Mafia. Yes, yes, I realize that few people know> this, but it's true. Each member, when elected, is sworn to secrecy, on> penalty of death to every PHB the person has ever worked for (that is> probably why the IBM exec vetoed the audit).> > Of course, the rewards for IIUG Directors are absolutely unbelievable --> your own personal black helicopter (silent, of course) to travel> anywhere, anytime. Many directors make use of this privilege to visit> Cancun once or twice a month, just to check on their vast private> accounts down there. Of course, being on the Board has its tough> requirements, too. Such as trying to think of something non-technical> to discuss with IBM execs when they are being wined and dined by the> IIUG. Or how to double, or even triple, the extravagant and outrageous> IIUG membership fees. And then there are the required twice yearly> meetings in Moscow (that is why I had to quit the Board -- couldn't take> those Russian winters).> > Many people wonder why Stuart remains the President of IIUG. Well,> here's the reason... Besides the fact that no one else wants the job,> he is really the second-in-command of the U.S. arm of the Russian Mafia.> At Board meetings, we used to address Stuart not as "Mr. President", but> as "Don". But Stuart does not have a black helicopter like the rest of> the Directors -- he has a black Boeing 777, dubbed "Mafia 2", which is> stationed at a top secret airfield in downtown Boston.> > I think that's enough revelation for now. Many people are going to have> a very tough time digesting this amount of new, shocking information.> And besides, I have to go warn my PHB.> > HTH,> Paul M. (not my real name, of course. ;-)> _______________________________________________> Informix-list mailing list> Informix-list@iiug.org> http://www.iiug.org/mailman/listinfo/informix-list _________________________________________________________________ Need to know the score, the latest news, or you need your Hotmail®-get your "fix". http://www.msnmobilefix.com/Default.aspx