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From: Andrej Falout <afalout@xtra.co.nz> > >[This followup was posted to comp.databases.informix and a copy was sent >to the cited author.] > >In article <8d4mrp$bnt$1@news.xmission.com>, obnoxio@hotmail.com says... > > > > If your stuff was any good, we'd be selling it for you. Since we're >not... > >You did try it, of course? Of course. > > From: "Mary Owens" <mowens@sqlpower.com> > > > > > >Refer to the following section 'IV. What can you do with the product > > >line?'. > > > > You forgot: "stick it where the sun don't shine" > >Hehehe :-) Look, Ma, It rimes! Most times. > > I love spam. I absolutely live for it. > >Maybe it is hard to believe, but it is actually directed to precisely >what this group is for, and that is providing help in our Informix >database related lives. Hum. I see you haven't tried it then? :-) Look, it doesn't monitor shared memory connections, and it's not Informix specific. And I don't see BMC spamming cdi every week, do you? >If Informix posted some product news, would this be spam too? If Informix posted anything, I think we'd all die from the shock. ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com

In article <8dakkk$c9g$1@news.xmission.com>, obnoxio@hotmail.com says... > > > I love spam. I absolutely live for it. > > > >Maybe it is hard to believe, but it is actually directed to precisely > >what this group is for, and that is providing help in our Informix > >database related lives. > > Hum. I see you haven't tried it then? :-) I did. > Look, it doesn't monitor shared memory connections, Some care, some don't. Does a product have to be everything to all people to be useful? > and it's not Informix specific. You use only Informix specific product in you work day, of course? > And I don't see BMC spamming cdi every week, do you? Frequency is one thing, but definition of spamming is more or less based on unsolicited information. Receiving information about product that CAN work with subject of discussion on list dedicated to Informix products, is hardly unsolicited or not related. > >If Informix posted some product news, would this be spam too? > > If Informix posted anything, I think we'd all die from the shock. <:-)> Oh, you will never be happy! First you where complaining about Informix stock, now you are complaining about Informix shock. Decide what you want to die from, finally! </:-)> -- Yours, Andrej Falout, http://www.falout.com ICQ 7628616 ++64.21.607517 #----------------------------------------------------------------- globals "std_disclaimer.4gl" Ask yourself just one question: ' Qu' m's se puede hacer y aprender ? - Propellerhead ReBirth RB-338 manual