RE: Please correct me: Informix security sucks
[cutting] >> Arrrrr! You guys are pussies! >> >> I once debugged a database by hooking wires up between the >> memory bus and my nipples with alligator clips! Then the "patch" >>required >> that I pee on the mother board to burn a new shunt. (Had to drink a >>whole >> case of Mountain Dew to get the acidity right!) > >That's nothing... I once had to install Oracle... :0) Amateur, I once had to try and get it stable :0) Paul Watson # WFSoftware Ltd # All answers given Tel: +44 1436 674729 # are pure fantasy Fax: +44 1436 678693 # www.wfsoftware.com/informix #
Paul Watson wrote: > > [cutting] > >> Arrrrr! You guys are pussies! > >> > >> I once debugged a database by hooking wires up between the > >> memory bus and my nipples with alligator clips! Then the "patch" > >>required > >> that I pee on the mother board to burn a new shunt. (Had to drink a > >>whole > >> case of Mountain Dew to get the acidity right!) > > > >That's nothing... I once had to install Oracle... :0) > > Amateur, I once had to try and get it stable :0) Now for something REALLY scary: I once had to USE Oracle! :^) Art S. Kagel
In article <390EE329.363DD0A8@bloomberg.net>, kagel@bloomberg.net wrote: > Paul Watson wrote: > > > > [cutting] > > >> Arrrrr! You guys are pussies! > > >> > > >> I once debugged a database by hooking wires up between the > > >> memory bus and my nipples with alligator clips! Then the "patch" > > >>required > > >> that I pee on the mother board to burn a new shunt. (Had to drink a > > >>whole > > >> case of Mountain Dew to get the acidity right!) > > > > > >That's nothing... I once had to install Oracle... :0) > > > > Amateur, I once had to try and get it stable :0) > > Now for something REALLY scary: I once had to USE Oracle! :^) > > Art S. Kagel > I got ya all beat. I once had to call Oracle for support for their development system! Several times, actually... They never did figure it out... -- # unrm / ksh: unrm: not found # man cpio Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/ Before you buy.
Why do you all insist on parading you collective weaknesses in this newsgroup? Just because you can't get Oracle to run the way you like, are you seriously blaming Oracle for this!!! What's really scary is the thought that you might be doing just that! Bet you argue with the sun coming up (It's too early for you to rise !!! It says so on my watch!!)
mars1972@my-deja.com wrote: > > In article <390EE329.363DD0A8@bloomberg.net>, > kagel@bloomberg.net wrote: > > Paul Watson wrote: > > > > > > [cutting] > > > >> Arrrrr! You guys are pussies! > > > >> > > > >> I once debugged a database by hooking wires up between the > > > >> memory bus and my nipples with alligator clips! Then the > "patch" > > > >>required > > > >> that I pee on the mother board to burn a new shunt. (Had to > drink a > > > >>whole > > > >> case of Mountain Dew to get the acidity right!) > > > > > > > >That's nothing... I once had to install Oracle... :0) > > > > > > Amateur, I once had to try and get it stable :0) > > > > Now for something REALLY scary: I once had to USE Oracle! :^) > > > > Art S. Kagel > > > > I got ya all beat. I once had to call Oracle for support for their > development system! > > Several times, actually... They never did figure it out... The only times I've called and they actually figured ANYTHING out I got a FAX of a workaround that was two years old! It solved the problem but my question is: Why was the bug not fixed in two years? Art S. Kagel